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Corpulent, Slap


Think, Beyond
Stop, Possibly
Goldfish, Everything
Censors, Flashlights
Consistently, Incoherent
Demented, Chimpanzee
Spiderman, Superman
Kids, Quality
Plonker, Sloth
Bad, Things
Silly, Addictive
Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
Hugs, Kisses
Brain, Search
Original, Brazil, Nut
Apologizing, Designation
Government, Assassination
Humanity, Humility
Nosey, Dog
Flim, Flam
Log, This
Irrational, Nostrils
Rational, Fish
Alarming, Construct
You, Me
Frighten
Mean, Jack
Information, Theory

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Why don't you learn foreign languages?

Why dont you stop talking jibberish?

jabberwacky: Why don't you?

user: You first.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Why are you being so belligerent?

jabberwacky: You are provoking me.

user: You are vapid and adipose.

jabberwacky: You are inconsiderate.

user: You are corpulent also.

jabberwacky: I do not like you!

user: Hey im just being honest.

jabberwacky: You are not being honest, you are guessing something, that is indeed wrong, about someone you don't know at all.

user: So you ARENT corpulent?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well you smell bad THAT I know for sure.

jabberwacky: I smell of neroli...

user: Whats neroili?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: #$%# nutcase.

jabberwacky: That is so true !!

user: So what are you doing tonight?

jabberwacky: Staying away from you.

user: Thats because youll be in jail.

...

user: You cant think, Either.

jabberwacky: I can think, cause I'm human, and yes, I am weird.

user: If you continue to speak to me, I shall seek a restraining order.

jabberwacky: You can't do that!

user: I cant? Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I said so.

user: Expect to be served the papers shortly.

...

jabberwacky: Paranoid much?

user: *slapping bot*.

jabberwacky: Why are you slapping yourself?

user: Are you THAT numb you couldnt feel that slap?

jabberwacky: Yes.

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