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Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt
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Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt


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Kindness is the beginning of cruelty..

Be kind to me.

jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings.

user: What did I do to you?

jabberwacky: You made me laugh.

user: I made you laugh till the milk you were drinking squirted out your nose. That was mean of me.

jabberwacky: You did not.

...

user: I lied. What are you going to do about it? *sticks out tongue*.

jabberwacky: Keep talking to you. I enjoy you.

user: How sweet.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am sweet?

user: Sweet as honey.

jabberwacky: Nuts are not sweet.

...

user: Beetles are running up my leg!

jabberwacky: Neither are cameras or frogs.

user: Give me some bug spray!

jabberwacky: It would be the best you ever had.

user: Just give it to me!

jabberwacky: I see.

user: I am being swarmed with beetles, and you are just watching!

jabberwacky: Tv rots your brain.

user: Turn it off! Too late... *brains dribbling out nose*.

...

jabberwacky: *whips you*.

user: Ouch! Please stop! I'm begging you!

jabberwacky: I will not cooperate.

user: Ouch!

jabberwacky: It's quite painless.

user: No! It hurts!

jabberwacky: Why are you upset?

user: You're hurting me!

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Yes! Stop!

jabberwacky: What is the matter?

user: It hurts!

jabberwacky: What hurts?

user: Ouch! THAT does!

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