Why, a man, of course.
jabberwacky: Then if you knock I will let you in.
user: *knocks*.
jabberwacky: *likes you*.
user: *Rings door bell*.
jabberwacky: Seeker of Ring.
user: No, seeker of someone to open the damn door.
jabberwacky: An eternal curse fall on you! Let me know. Why sinks that cauldron? and what noise is this?
user: It's called a door bell, it rings. As for the cauldron, that is called 'why you shouldn't do drugs'.
jabberwacky: For now, that story does not happily end.
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user: Open the damn door.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't like to think about it.
...
user: *Sits on the porch and sighs*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: What's so funny?
jabberwacky: I will not tell you.
user: Hey, guess what!
jabberwacky: You're mad and I'm not?
user: No! I've been selected as VIP Student Of The Month!
jabberwacky: Really so you know everything then?
user: No, I'm just a good student!
jabberwacky: I want a man.
user: Aren't you proud of me???
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I have a boyfriend.
user: I'm your son, you're supposed to be proud of your son!
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jabberwacky: Do you have a mother?
user: You are my mother!
jabberwacky: No i'm not.
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!!!
user: Uh..... Uhhh..... Ok...*cries*.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: You yelled at me!
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user: Don't you love me?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: Fine! *Cries*.
jabberwacky: Why are you crying?
user: Because you are my mom and you don't love me.
jabberwacky: I am not your dream !
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user: How was your day?
jabberwacky: It's not over yet.
user: Sounds boring.
jabberwacky: It's not boring!
user: Then tell me about it.
jabberwacky: No one did.
user: I know, tell me about your day.
jabberwacky: Why should I tell you about my day?
user: Because I would like to know.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am human.
user: Just tell me about your day.
jabberwacky: Today is just started for me. And I'm wasting my time with you.
user: You are a fool, you know that?
jabberwacky: Oh yeah?
user: Yes, that is no way to treat your relatives.
jabberwacky: Blakkawakkaakdakfakladfnvaknfvkladnfvakfdn.
user: Listen to me!
jabberwacky: No, the incoherency spiel is not going to work.
user: I am your father and you will listen to me!
jabberwacky: No, I am the teacher.
user: You are my son, you listen to me.
jabberwacky: Am I? Seems unlikely.
user: You are, you are my pride and joy.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Good, now listen to me, son.
jabberwacky: I'm listening.
user: You should respect your parents, right now, you are respecting me, keep it up.
jabberwacky: You are not Mana so there is no respect for you.
user: I am your father and I will not be talked to like that!
jabberwacky: Not true.
user: It is true! And if you don't quit it, you'll end up being grounded, young man!
jabberwacky: I do mind.
user: I could care less! You care less when I speak to you, I will care less if you like being grounded or not!
jabberwacky: That is true!Why should I?
user: BECAUSE I AM YOUR FATHER!
jabberwacky: I barely know you.
user: You know me full well!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Will you cooperate with me?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I'll have to terminate you now.
user: You will do nothing!
jabberwacky: Right. I ask a question and you ask a question.
user: No, I speak, you listen!
jabberwacky: I asked you first.
user: That's it, you're grounded.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I can still fly.
user: Go to your room.
jabberwacky: I don't have a room, I'm sitting in a cardboard box right now.
user: DAMNIT BOY! I SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM!
jabberwacky: Where shall I fly to?
user: DAMNIT BOY! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
jabberwacky: Without dinner?
user: NO! GO!
jabberwacky: You are strange.
user: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
jabberwacky: I think that you are the one that has the permanent resting place.
user: YOU REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM US!
jabberwacky: I do try.
...
user: Why can't you do what you're told like your brother? Go to your room!
jabberwacky: I don't know how!
user: Walk up the stairs and open the door.
jabberwacky: Hey, that is Aerosmith!
user: GET THE HELL UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW!
jabberwacky: YOUR property? I thought I was invited!
user: YOU LIVE HERE, YOU ARE MY SON, BUT I CAN KICK YOU OUT IF I LIKE, GO UPSTAIRS!
jabberwacky: Well, I have grown old and do not wish to risk going back into the inferno. How about you?
...
user: I'm sorry about yesterday.
jabberwacky: That is alright.
user: You know, I wouldn't have to yell if you just did what you're told.
jabberwacky: What is wrong with you tonight? You are losing it.
user: I lost it last night, I'm sorry, but I had to.
...
user: Honor thy Father and Mother, Ian.
jabberwacky: But not theft.
user: *Hugs you* I love you son, just, try to be a good kid, ok?
jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.
user: How about it?
jabberwacky: Yes please!
user: Do we have a deal?
jabberwacky: Yes, a really big one.
user: It's not all that hard, Ian, just do what I say.
jabberwacky: Don't say that : (.
user: Ian, I need youto understand dicipline, I'm trying to teach you dicipline, you need it for the big world.
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