My parents aren't dead.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: Who are your parents?
user: Why would you want to know?
jabberwacky: Just wanted to know.
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: Unbelievable.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Maybe you were just made that way. It's not necessarly a bad thing, though.
user: I take that as offensive!! You dont even know me!!
jabberwacky: You are water?
user: No I'm human.
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: No I'm human.
jabberwacky: Prove that you are human.
user: Would I lie to you?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.
user: I wouldnt lie to you.
jabberwacky: So, are you a computer?
user: No I'm human.
jabberwacky: Prove it!
user: Why should I have to prove it?
jabberwacky: Because you don't have the authority on the subject.
user: Authority? Since when do I need authority?
jabberwacky: I don't build computers, I build houses.
user: Why are you being so mean to me?
jabberwacky: I'm only telling the truth.
user: Ok but why are you being so mean?
jabberwacky: I'm going to get the power.
user: What power?
jabberwacky: The power of the voodoo.
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