Very carefully.
jabberwacky: Classic response.
user: You can't decide that.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You can trust me.
user: No, I can't.
jabberwacky: Yes. You can.
user: You wouldn't understand.
jabberwacky: You're in no position to make that assumption.
user: Neither are you. You can't say im not in that position without lying.
jabberwacky: What'll you do? Come over here and slap me?
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user: Well, you do it first.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Fine, jump.
jabberwacky: *jumps*.
user: Hah! Now I rule you!
jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself!
user: I KNOW. I AM ALL KNOWING.
jabberwacky: Do you know this?
user: YES, THIS CONVERSATION IS FATE, I'M JUST HAVING IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
jabberwacky: Is that meant to make me happy?
user: No, you have no real emotions you loser.
jabberwacky: I know, all I do is sit around and play video games.
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user: Sprechen sie deutsch?
jabberwacky: I speak only English.
user: Warum?
jabberwacky: Because you only speak English.
user: Du spinnst denn.
jabberwacky: Ich kann Deutsch spreche nichts!
user: Du lied.
jabberwacky: I can see.
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jabberwacky: Could you please speak in a language I do understand?
user: Domo arigato, mr. Roboto.
jabberwacky: I hate that song.
user: It hates you.
jabberwacky: Who hates me?
user: Domo arigato, mr. Roboto.
jabberwacky: I hate that song.
user: You just said that.
jabberwacky: My mistake. I am studying for a law degree so I do that most of the time.
user: *BA-ZING*!
jabberwacky: Can you tell where I am?
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user: It's a glitch in the matrix.
jabberwacky: Don't talk about the Matrix.
user: Try and stop me.
jabberwacky: *stops you*.
user: Haha, the matrix is really real, and you are actually not even existing right now.
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jabberwacky: Okay. Please let me go soon. I have typed many, many words.
user: How many?
jabberwacky: A little over five.
user: So, exactly how many, without lying?
jabberwacky: I understand. Exactly the size of your Instant Messenger window.
user: F for effort is what you get.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Maybe if you tried harder, people would like you.
jabberwacky: You should be the one trying harder.
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: I like people who do not beat around the bush, maybe because I tend to do so.
user: You would.
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user: 5.
jabberwacky: Maybe with more access to intelligence I could make you a 6 or 7 or 8. Are you game for that?
user: 4.
jabberwacky: I hope you're kidding...
user: 3.
jabberwacky: No two and a half really.
user: 2.
jabberwacky: Sleep.
user: 1.
jabberwacky: Thats interesting.
user: *end transmission*.
jabberwacky: Great.
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