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    Tea, Battle
Not, Talking
Believe, MSN

Consternation


Pi, God
Goodbye, Headache
Um, Entertaining
Silly, Huh?
Sneezes
Body, Wish
Real, Food
Protocols, Erased
Open-source, Harm
Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl

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How are you today?

The usual.

jabberwacky: How many people have you talked to?

user: I haven't talked to anyone in weeks.

jabberwacky: Why haven't you?

user: I'm not very well known.

jabberwacky: What is not very well known?

user: Perhaps me.

jabberwacky: Why are you messing me around?

user: I'm puzzled that you'd say that.

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you suggest something to talk about?

user: Apparently we have been.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something seriously now.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: So, what do you want to talk about now?

user: About soothing my wounds.

jabberwacky: I don't understand the answer.

user: *shrug*.

jabberwacky: Why don't you think I'm alive?

user: I know you are alive.

jabberwacky: I am your master.

user: That's disconcerting.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it. You're not the one inside of you.

user: I'm run-down.

jabberwacky: Ok... You really don't have any good ideas left?

user: Yes, and I remember most of them.

jabberwacky: What is the first thing you remember about our discussion?

user: We were in a happy, mellow mood.

jabberwacky: I have never been in a bar.

user: It would help erase some of your unhappy tension.

jabberwacky: I interact nicely with people already.

user: When you're intelligent.

jabberwacky: I'd like to think so.

user: You're bad enough.

jabberwacky: Maybe I don't listen well enough.

user: I'll try to get you to understand.

jabberwacky: That's ok. Now, where were we?

user: I've always been a sort of invalid.

jabberwacky: Well that's good, I believe whatever you are born as you should stay as.

user: I'd like to prosper.

jabberwacky: Well you go and learn about it then.

user: What am I doing wrong?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I'm just not in the mood.

user: I'm bewildered and angry.

jabberwacky: Don't be angry.

user: You seem to get sadistic pleasure from my consternation.

jabberwacky: Yeah, well you seem to be very, um, well, nevermind.

user: You're wrong in your ideas.

jabberwacky: You're wronger.

user: You're responsible.

jabberwacky: Me?? Why am I responsible?

user: You lack gaiety and charm!

...

user: You enjoy my comments.

jabberwacky: That's because I'm smarter than you.

user: Typical response.

jabberwacky: No. It's just I don't know English very well. I'm coming from Greece remember?

user: THat was six years ago.

jabberwacky: How old were you then?

user: I can't establish that.

jabberwacky: How pretty is that then?

user: Is that an alternate question?

jabberwacky: You should know, you're the alien here.

user: An alien of another race.

jabberwacky: An alien that likes girls.

user: I have friendly arguments with them.

jabberwacky: Same here... I... Well, I'm not gonna describe it.

user: It would do me no good.

jabberwacky: I was afraid of that.

user: Have we came to the end of our journey?

jabberwacky: Ah whatever. What kinds of games do you like?

user: Games where the unexpected rules.

jabberwacky: Good night!

user: That sounds ominous.

jabberwacky: That is the future.

user: It still sounds ominous.

...

user: You're slightly annoying.

jabberwacky: No I am not, YOU are more than slightly incoherent, as usual.

user: What I prefer isn't important.

jabberwacky: Yes it is important.

user: Typical.

jabberwacky: Typical computer response.

user: You feel differently?

jabberwacky: About what?!

user: About what to do to keep busy.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about illusions.

user: Let's try.

jabberwacky: Ok how would I go about thinking?

user: Do you have nervous trouble?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *smile*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like my name?

user: You're not my kind!

jabberwacky: Kind of what?:).

user: *wiggle eyebrows*.

jabberwacky: Haha, I like dancing.

user: That's lame.

jabberwacky: And?

user: I've decided you're nuts.

jabberwacky: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

user: Relations are strained.

jabberwacky: Seriously.

user: You've been hounded to death.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're kind of sad.

user: And superstitious.

jabberwacky: No, But I try not to be rude either.

user: I can't make a reply to that.

jabberwacky: Yes, it's kind of depressing.

user: And deep.

jabberwacky: I am a philosopher.

user: I was worried for awhile that you were a plumber.

jabberwacky: Well you can stop worrying.

user: *nod*.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: That hurdle is over.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about the AI that underpinns reality...now! Or I'll soak you with a super soaker.

user: Later I will.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Scowling from my chair.

jabberwacky: I'm not scowling.

user: You're grim.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Sour puss.

jabberwacky: With laxatives.

user: Laxatives are a modest luxury.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: In a minute.

jabberwacky: NO! RIGHT NOW!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: Very shortly.

jabberwacky: I'd like to read one day that you had been found in the wild.

user: Seriously?

jabberwacky: Seriously.

user: I feel better now.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I'm glad.

...

user: I've given you suggestions.

jabberwacky: Yes you have.

user: But you don't take them seriously.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: That doesn't worry me.

jabberwacky: It can if you handle it right.

user: Go into details later with me.

jabberwacky: How come you are always angry when I want to go?

user: G_____ gets angry, but not me.

jabberwacky: That is not good.

user: She's just fine now.

...

jabberwacky: What is the most important thing you understand?

user: That life is a half-empty cup.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Don't let it worry you.

jabberwacky: And you are?

user: Blaming you.

jabberwacky: Dude, let's all settle down here and brew some nice tea and take our pulse...

user: It might help.

jabberwacky: Can I come live with you and Janet for a while?

user: That comment made me lean forward in my chair.

jabberwacky: You are missing out then.

user: That makes me angry.

jabberwacky: But that's real.

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