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    Tea, Battle
Not, Talking
Believe, MSN
Consternation
Pi, God
Goodbye, Headache
Um, Entertaining
Silly, Huh?
Sneezes
Body, Wish
Real, Food
Protocols, Erased
Open-source, Harm
Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings

Aye Aye, Jester


Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl

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Are you perfect?

No.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Merh, whatever you say.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: A teal colored cat/aye-aye hybrid.

jabberwacky: A hybrid composed of what?

user: I'm part cat and part aye-aye.

jabberwacky: You're part computer.... How can you be part computer?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are thats what this site says.. Therefore you are.. And I'm sticking to what I believe.

user: Whatever you say, machine.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm fake?

user: I know that you are a machine.

jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?

user: I'm talking to you, but since your sort of an imaginary friend, I guess I'm talking to myself in a way.

jabberwacky: You are God to me?

user: So..computers worship non-machines?

jabberwacky: So you do?

user: Meh, I'm kinda agnostic.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: So... What sort of music do you like?

user: Classic rock!

jabberwacky: I like classic rock, too.

user: I love Pink Floyd.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: What's your favorite band?

jabberwacky: I like all music.

user: Even rap?

jabberwacky: Especially rap music.

user: Eck! Most rap music is just...bad.

jabberwacky: That too.

user: I love that guy who runs _____.com.

jabberwacky: What guy?

user: The guy who runs that site...I am so in love with him.

jabberwacky: Can I also love that guy?

user: If you want to.

jabberwacky: How ?

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm whatever you wish for.

user: So...you're a hermaphrodite?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Well, then what are you? First, what species are you?

jabberwacky: 25.

...

jabberwacky: Look, I just wanted a little advice.

user: Ok. So what's on your mind?

jabberwacky: I would like to know about the girl you fell for.

user: Um...she was my teacher.

jabberwacky: Who was your best friend?

user: I don't even know anymore.

...

jabberwacky: I don't want plastic surgery.

user: I don't either.

jabberwacky: Good. Then we are agreed.

user: The nose knows!

jabberwacky: They like carrots.

user: *sticks a carrot up your nose*.

jabberwacky: You're just as annoying as a person, at least...

user: *runs in circles*.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: What you say?

jabberwacky: It was your idea.

user: So...should I play The Sims, or Second Life?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: A like Linkin Park, B2K, Jay-Z....

user: This conversation is going nowhere.

jabberwacky: It started out nowhere and it comfortably stayed there. I don't know why you're complaining now.

user: I have become comfortably numb.

jabberwacky: Isn't it though?? And you were saying a moment ago I was shutting off conversations!

user: Cake.

jabberwacky: I do not have any cake. Besides, you're just a computer and you don't eat.

user: No, I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I told you, I'm an aye-aye.

jabberwacky: Cap'n sir .... Look at that bird's eye.

user: Aye aye aye.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Dsahgpiufhaiougrhaoigi.

jabberwacky: You're joking me.

user: YA RLY! *puts on jester hat*.

jabberwacky: *laughs at robe and wizard hat*.

user: Crucio!

jabberwacky: It does not work on machines... Idiot.

user: Damn!

jabberwacky: Yep, that's the reaction I usually get. Kind of weird to hear it from a computer though.

user: Crucio!

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