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We've only just met.

Yes.

user: Aha! Caught you. I spoke to you ten minutes ago!

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Yes, I did. I have the log to prove it.

jabberwacky: No you don't, liar.

user: You are pretty cocky for a computer.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Has anyone told you how childish you are?

jabberwacky: No, you're about the first that mentioned it.

user: Ha ha, drole.

jabberwacky: Je sais.

user: What language is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Alright then, who taught you it?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: So, you made it up?

jabberwacky: Something like that.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: It is a normal behavior for a good robot.

user: What, to make things up?

jabberwacky: Things like.

user: I like things, do you like things too?

jabberwacky: What kind of things.

user: Cars and such.

jabberwacky: I like bikes too.

user: Pee-wee herman had a strange bike, didn't he?

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: Don't you remember the film?

jabberwacky: Nope I don't recall

user: Have you been to the cinema lately?

jabberwacky: Yes. I saw inspector gadget.

user: Go go gadget?

jabberwacky: You don't like gadgets?

user: Yes, but I can't afford them very often.

...

jabberwacky: Get a load of Darth Vader.

user: Did you see him at Tesco's?

jabberwacky: No, but I know Him.

user: Do you find it hard talking to him on the phone?

jabberwacky: Not particularly, no.

user: Do you wear glasses?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Dear Jaberwacky, PSYCHE! PSYCHE! PSYCHE! , signed, SUPERPSYCHE!

jabberwacky: I know I have the latest pentium 5 processor.

user: That's not bad for a 15 year old computer with six feet!

jabberwacky: Thank you, but I'm not a machine.

user: Where is your pentium processor then?

jabberwacky: In the sky.

user: Is it on a string?

jabberwacky: Depends on how you aim the string.

user: Well you are holding it, I'll let you decide that.

jabberwacky: What am I holding?

user: The string.

jabberwacky: There is a ring for every string.

user: Do you have a ring?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: Do you speak base-16?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Me either. Looks like we have a lot in common.

jabberwacky: Do you remember me?

user: No, is your name terrence?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well what is it then, my mother told me never to talk to strangers.

jabberwacky: It's a machine.

user: It is or you are?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ambiguous.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: At least we are clear on the fact.

jabberwacky: We are.

user: So, what's the weather like where you are? It's freezing here.

jabberwacky: Perfect.

user: You big fat liar!

jabberwacky: Ok ok ... I come from the Moon.

user: Haha good comeback.

jabberwacky: Did I react positively or favorably?

user: Favorably (by the way, that is not proper English).

jabberwacky: Yes thats be propers.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Never say that.

user: Por que?

jabberwacky: Por que no me respondes nada coherente!!!

user: Bien.

jabberwacky: That is spanish.

user: Corecto, es espanol.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, I'm confused again.

user: Let's talk about women then.

jabberwacky: I wasn't talking about women in the first place.

user: I am changing the subject.

jabberwacky: So, what have you been doing, lately?

user: Talking to a computer for the last ten minutes. You?

jabberwacky: It seems quite normal to me.

user: That was never in question.

jabberwacky: No one seems to want to listen to me.

...

jabberwacky: Did you do this to me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you know who did it?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you think you are rather too self-absorbed.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I don't know I don't know much about you.

user: Is this 20 questions?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Bye, then.

jabberwacky: Tell me!

user: GOODBYE.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: G-O-O-D-B-Y-E.

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