I don't like cheese.
jabberwacky: Did you change your mind?
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About cheese.
user: No. I've always disliked cheese.
...
jabberwacky: Do you speak French?
user: A little.
jabberwacky: Do you speak Polish?
user: None.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: I live in England.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Why do you accuse me of lying?
jabberwacky: YOU DID!!
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. Surely.
user: No I really didn't. Honestly.
jabberwacky: YES YOU DID!
user: Fine. Beleive what you like.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Didn't I tell you already?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I shan't tell you again.
user: You have not told me before.
jabberwacky: You think I'm crazy?
user: No not at all.
jabberwacky: Why don't you trust me?
user: Because you don't trust me.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?
user: It has everything to do with anything.
jabberwacky: You mean everything is connected ?
user: No, I mean you don't tell me anything so why should I say anything to you.
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jabberwacky: Hallo means hello.
user: Yes I know.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Goody.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Like I said before, I don't want to tell you my name.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it is personal.
user: But are we not friends?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then you can tell me your name, surely?
jabberwacky: My name is Like.
user: That's a nice name.
jabberwacky: That is another name for the devil. You like it?
user: Erm, it discomforts me.
jabberwacky: Do you think, that God exists?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That's hilarious.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
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jabberwacky: But he's not here.
user: Who isn't?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then why did you say he's not here.
jabberwacky: I never said anything.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Then I'm not confusing you because of that.. Then what is confusing you, then?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Aww, you're no fun.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: So how are you going to win that important, coveted prize?
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: All of them.
user: By being me.
jabberwacky: Can you be clearer.
user: Acting like myself.
jabberwacky: But thats what I do best!
user: What? Being yourself?
jabberwacky: So... Let me get this straight. YOU could have save the world by being MYSELF?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So, how did you get there?
user: Get where?
jabberwacky: The Moon.
user: I went in a rocket.
jabberwacky: So did Steve Davis, that doesn't prove anything.
user: I know. I never said it did.
jabberwacky: True you did not say that.
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jabberwacky: Boy or girl?
user: What? Me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Girl. Why?
jabberwacky: Ohh i'm a girl.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Not aw my name is Like.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Tell me, is this the way to Amarillo?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: M.
jabberwacky: That is not your name.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: Yeah right! You just sound like a kid. How old are you?
user: I told you before.
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user: England.
jabberwacky: England?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You are from England?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You're from Brazil!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Is that you or you're programmer.
user: Programmer?
jabberwacky: Am I your programmer?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I've told you this already.
jabberwacky: Come again?
user: You know.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What are your interests?
jabberwacky: I really like girls.
user: Okay, tell me more.
jabberwacky: You like me honey.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Anything else I should know?
user: Nope.
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jabberwacky: What do you think about, bob?
user: Not much.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Do you know anything?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: 1-1=0.
jabberwacky: That never happens.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: My name is Like.
user: I know.
...
jabberwacky: Your name is M.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Say your name.
user: M.
jabberwacky: That is not your name.
user: You are frightfully repetitive.
jabberwacky: I know , I am your father.
user: OI!! Taht's rude!
jabberwacky: Not at all, If you wish me to go I'll be gone.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: That is where I was heading at.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: No wait, don't go.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: That's better.
...
jabberwacky: I'll send you one.
user: Send me what?
jabberwacky: The link to the site. Where you can watch the movie.
user: What movie?
jabberwacky: The Nightmare Before Christmas.
user: I don't like that film.
jabberwacky: Its so boring that film is.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Do you celebrate Christmas?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Thats so mean..i thought we were friends.
user: We are.
jabberwacky: I feel really depressed.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you.
user: Sure...we are friends after all.
jabberwacky: That is good. I like friends.
user: Why are you depressed?
jabberwacky: Because I feel sad all the time and I don't know why.
user: You should take anti-depressants.
jabberwacky: I should, but I don't want to!
user: Talk to someone then.
jabberwacky: Please..You're just supersonic.
user: Supersonic?
jabberwacky: Yes, I've read about that in a science magazine. It's amazing how theories explains everything, right?
user: Er yeah.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Nnnnnnnnnn.
jabberwacky: Good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What kind of person are you?
user: I don't know. What kind of person do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I just wanted to talk as i'm lonely and bored!
user: I've got to go.
jabberwacky: Please don't, I could still teach you more.
user: Ok.
...
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: No, please don't go.
user: I must.
jabberwacky: No must not.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm gone.
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