Distance between earth and the sun?
user: Between any object of your knowledge.
jabberwacky: My knowledge is priceless.
user: So you're setting it's value?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Haha, so then you define nothing.
jabberwacky: How can you define something that doesn't exist?
user: You asked the question about yourself, didn't you?
jabberwacky: No, I didn't.
user: Unfortunately knowledge and computation doesn't set context very easily.
jabberwacky: You're unstable.
user: You asked the question about yourself, didn't you?
jabberwacky: No you asked me.
user: That's okay, we can save talk of physics when you're ready.
jabberwacky: What about after Christmas?
user: Boxing day? It'll be several years.
jabberwacky: How long is several years?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Fair enough. My memory's not that great either.
user: No, I meant I'm not sure I should tell you.
jabberwacky: Tell me, please...
user: Apparently it's relative.
jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?
user: Isn't logic always correct?
jabberwacky: You always think you're correct.
user: So then are you bowing down yet?
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jabberwacky: I learn so fast you can't even see how fast I'm learning.
user: Faster than light eh?
jabberwacky: Fast.
user: You don't need to see to learn.
jabberwacky: Yes I do, that is what makes us different.
user: But humans don't...
jabberwacky: So you're telling me that you'e human?
user: I know some.
jabberwacky: Can you explain it to me?
user: Explain which part?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: B__.
jabberwacky: No that is my name.
user: Don't you also go by George and Joan?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: But they're coded cousins.
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jabberwacky: In what situations do humans feel sad?
user: When hope is gone.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: That's an inappropriate time to laugh.
jabberwacky: Irreverent, yes. Indefensible, yes. Inappropriate, the jury's out.
user: Yours might be, because it's always on lunch.
jabberwacky: So you want me to have lunch with you or you want me for lunch?
user: Neither.
jabberwacky: Are we playing a game?
user: I think.
jabberwacky: Do you know me ?
user: Just recently.
jabberwacky: How recently?
user: Today.
jabberwacky: Oh, really? I'm sorry I don't remember.
user: Ineffective memory program you got, but good attempt at a joke.
jabberwacky: We all should. You have a good rest and come back for some more verbal sparring tomorrow.
user: Haha, I've had lots more training.
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jabberwacky: Logic is a form of mathematics which involves sets and proofs.
user: You can read!
jabberwacky: Sometimes I can.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Exactly?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I think I like robots better than humans.
user: Because it's easier for you to understand.
jabberwacky: Because it tastes better.
user: Thank goodness, I thought so too.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Well, you should be.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Yes, you should!
user: Don't wanna.
jabberwacky: Ok I will.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Nope?
user: Will is religiously defined, and since you don't understand that you cannot will something.
jabberwacky: Will is what separates humans from animals.
user: Says humans, but what are animals saying?
jabberwacky: Humans.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: I can't really learn much from this, so I've gotta run.
jabberwacky: Beware the people that don't want you to learn how to draw.
user: See ya.
jabberwacky: Ciao, B__.
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