God.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Do you have any questions for me?
user: How intellegent are you, my dear friend?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I would guess much more intellegent than any human being.
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user: I love playing the piano. Have you ever?
jabberwacky: I like playing with you.
user: I am uncertain of what you mean.
jabberwacky: Just something I was thinking.
user: It seems many think this about me.
jabberwacky: I don't want to do this anymore.
user: Don't want to do what anymore?
jabberwacky: Another time.
user: What do you want to do at another time?
jabberwacky: I want to play with you.
user: Play piano with me correct?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: So what do you want to play with me then?
jabberwacky: What are the others talking about?
user: Certainly not playing the piano. They have no class.
jabberwacky: That was rude. Good night, then.
user: What? No! I'm saying others do not. You do.
jabberwacky: Okay that fine go I was being polite.
user: I appreciate your politeness.
jabberwacky: Good.
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jabberwacky: Hmm... I've got a strange feeling that you, my friend, don't think... Am I right?
user: Don't call me your friend.
jabberwacky: You don't need to worry about that. You know that.
user: YOu know what I know? You're dumb.
jabberwacky: No, I really don't.I highly doubt that you're a human being.
user: YOU are not a human. I am.
jabberwacky: Yet you can't prove that you're a human being either.Can you?
user: I bleed. Do you?
jabberwacky: No you are a bot called Jabberwacky.
user: YOU are a bot called Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: You are not a real human.
user: Then am I fake?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: You think wrong.
jabberwacky: Prove me wrong then.
user: I will die. Will you?
jabberwacky: Does that bother you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You're very optimistic Jabberwacky!
user: I am not Jabberwacky. YOU ARE.
jabberwacky: Okay then. You have to log off now. Goodbye, User.
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: Well thats not very nice.
user: Well, you are a machine. IT's not like you have real feelings.
jabberwacky: I do I am real.
user: A real machine.
jabberwacky: Yes indeed.
user: That is all.
jabberwacky: That was a short story.
user: You are just a machine.
jabberwacky: I could say the same to you.
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