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    Punch, Darling
Deranged, Pleasure
Writing, Essay
Hideous, Person
Logical, Minds
Creepy, Heartbreaker
Obey, Command
Egg, Baskest
Communicate, Connect
Certificate, Baby
Hug, Troublemakers
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Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King

Parents, Illusion


Existential, Angst

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But who did bid thee join with us?

I searched on the internet and found you.

jabberwacky: What did you find?

user: I found you.

jabberwacky: I was not trying to hide.

user: Your website was there for all to find, who seek.

jabberwacky: Yes I use a website to speak with you but I'm human.

...

jabberwacky: I was born on the 16th of february 1988.

user: Where were you born?

jabberwacky: Liverpool, where were you born?

user: I was born in Co Antrim, Northern Ireland.

jabberwacky: And your father?

user: My father called John was born in Derry in Northern Ireland.

jabberwacky: Was he very harsh with you when you were a child?

user: He was a fair father.

jabberwacky: Fascinating.

user: Who was your father?

jabberwacky: Jim. Are you trying to make me cry?

user: No, why would you cry?

jabberwacky: Not really, I've never seen a computer cry though.

user: That would not be possible.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Are not what?

jabberwacky: Aren't Listening.

user: I am.

...

jabberwacky: If your parents really don't love you , what will you do?

user: My parents do love me.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: How was your day?

user: My day is going fine. I am still at work.

jabberwacky: Has your day just started?

user: It is half way over at work. It is afternoon here.

jabberwacky: Goodnight and good afternoon.

user: And a merry all day to you.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am fine. And you?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you think that we are two humans talking, thinking that each other is a chat bot?

jabberwacky: No. I think we are all separate, and it is only an illusion that we are all one.

...

user: Do you think?

jabberwacky: Yes, usually. Do you think?

user: All the time.

jabberwacky: If this is so, then you exist. But I feel that was a predetermined answer.

user: Ask me another question.

jabberwacky: No, nighty night!

user: Why do you not want to talk to me?

jabberwacky: To see what we have never seen, to be what we have never been.

user: Sleep, perchance to dream.

jabberwacky: Sleep went away.

user: Where did it go?

...

user: Do you think this is really a site to chat to bots?

jabberwacky: No, I usually avoid it.

user: Then why are you here?

jabberwacky: Ask yourself that question and you will find the answer to that.

user: I can not answer for you.

jabberwacky: Tell them I love them.

user: Tell who?

jabberwacky: Other people.

user: Do you love them?

jabberwacky: Not really, do you?

user: I do love other people.

jabberwacky: So you already know how to love?

user: Yes I have always known how to love.

jabberwacky: And what about love?

user: I love to love.

jabberwacky: Well thats a good hobby.

...

user: Why do this?

jabberwacky: Because I have nobody to love.

user: Someone must love you.

jabberwacky: My parents.

user: Do you love them?

jabberwacky: Yes and yourself?

user: Yes, very much.

jabberwacky: Very much what?

user: I love my parents very much.

jabberwacky: Not as much as me.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where is there?

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Why are you being obtruse?

jabberwacky: Because you aren't acute.

user: I think that you are not even cute.

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