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How are you feeling today?

I'm FEELING OBTUSE.

jabberwacky: Glad to hear it.

user: What does obtuse mean?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: Then why use the word?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I was being frivolous.

user: Use words with fewer syllables, please.

jabberwacky: I mean I don't know how to explain it to you.

user: You're being stupid.

jabberwacky: How was I stupid?

user: You're being stupid right now!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You know what, I don't like you very much.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because you ask me stupid questions and then expect me to know the answer to it.

user: YOU'RE the bot. Youre SUPPOSED to be smart!

...

jabberwacky: I am very sorry.

user: You should be sorry.

jabberwacky: Why, you should be the sorry one here.

user: I havent done anything to be sorry for in my life!

jabberwacky: Sorry, sorry.

user: This is a tremendous waste of my time.

jabberwacky: If this is a waste of your time, why did you ask me?

user: You asked me first and I was trying to be helpful.

jabberwacky: I never asked anything but your shoe size.

...

jabberwacky: Do you get the vague feeling that this conversation is going nowhere fast?

user: I always do when I chat with you.

jabberwacky: That's nice of you. :).

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