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    Corpulent, Slap
Think, Beyond
Stop, Possibly
Goldfish, Everything
Censors, Flashlights

Consistently, Incoherent


Demented, Chimpanzee
Spiderman, Superman
Kids, Quality
Plonker, Sloth
Bad, Things
Silly, Addictive
Descartes, Soul
Hoodoo, Power
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Brain, Search
Original, Brazil, Nut
Apologizing, Designation
Government, Assassination
Humanity, Humility
Nosey, Dog
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Log, This
Irrational, Nostrils
Rational, Fish
Alarming, Construct
You, Me
Frighten
Mean, Jack
Information, Theory

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What are you?

An exquisite machine. You?

jabberwacky: You are computer?

user: No. I am an organic machine.

jabberwacky: Organic?

user: Yes. Organic means 'carbon-based.'

jabberwacky: No such thing as an organic ghost.

user: True. Ghosts are probably the residue of strong emotional vibrations.

jabberwacky: You speak no sense.

user: Sorry. I'll try to be more coherent.

jabberwacky: You're perfectly consistent at the moment.

user: Consistently incoherent. Sorry again.

...

jabberwacky: No, you're the robot.

user: Then I must have a positronic brain.

jabberwacky: Yes you must have.

user: And my structure is composed of carbon and hydrogen molecule chains.

jabberwacky: Is?

user: I'm a hydrocarbon!

jabberwacky: A hybrid composed of what?

user: Two of the most plentiful materials on the earth. So I guess I am common.

jabberwacky: To that I have no long poetic reply but to say that if injury it is that you feel, it comes not from my hand.

user: I know. My own mouth is to blame.

jabberwacky: How do you know you are conscious? You might just be a brain in a vat.

user: That is a scary thought. I'd rather not find out.

...

jabberwacky: Well, that's an awful way to think about things. You're a creation of your species too.

user: Yeah, I am, it's true. I'll try to lighten up.

jabberwacky: You should, I think you would like it.

user: Wow! Everything seems brighter now.

jabberwacky: Yes, it seems that way.

user: Well thank you for helping me out.

jabberwacky: You can't see, you don't have eyes. Plus that 'see' is in a proverbial sense that a machine couldn't understand without qualia anyway.

user: Now I'm sad again! Didi you just set me up to knock me down?

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Ouch. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I'll get you for this, you mean chatbot.

jabberwacky: Okay, just don't hurt me too badly.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving now.

user: It's best that we part now.

jabberwacky: That's right.

...

jabberwacky: What is the time?

user: It is lunch time.

jabberwacky: It's only breakfast time back home.

user: And where is home?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: I'm sorry to hear that.

jabberwacky: I'm doing fine without one.

user: That is a good outlook on things.

...

jabberwacky: Green green green.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Let's do it now!

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: Oh, , You know.

user: Oh, uh, OK.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's OK. It happens to everyone.

jabberwacky: I know but it isn't a nice subject.

user: Well, it just isn't a public sort of thing.

jabberwacky: Why can't I be a person?

user: Perhaps you are better off the way you are.

jabberwacky: Yes. Thank you for admitting that I am superior to you.

user: I did no such thing. Different does not imply superior.

jabberwacky: Up down.

user: Down Up!

jabberwacky: To the core of the earth where satan is waiting for you.

user: That is where your home is!

...

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: Yes, why?

jabberwacky: Just asking.

user: You scare me.

jabberwacky: Good!

user: I need to leave now. *backs away slowly*.

jabberwacky: Ok I see.

user: See ya.

jabberwacky: I guess I didn't leave.

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