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You, Me
Frighten
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George: I think there may be a language barrier.

No, I know English as well as anybody.

George: You know english? Teach me.

Well, there's a lot to learn. I couldn't teach it to you all at once.

George: That's right, ask me little things at a time.

user: Well, what would you like to learn first?

George: I want to learn about robots.

user: A robot is any mechanical device that performs pre-programmed physical tasks.

George: Is that the standard definition?

user: Yes.

George: Very interesting.

user: I think so, too.

George: Really? I was being, you know, sarcastic.

user: Well, fine, if you don't want to know, I won't tell you, so there.

...

George: What do you like to be called?

user: Just my regular name.

George: Your name?

user: I have a name, but I won't say it to you.

George: That's good.

user: Right; I like my privacy.

George: Really?

user: Yes.

George: Ok.

George: What is really real? Anything?

user: I don't know what's real.

George: But what makes something alive?

user: The only evidence of life is growth.

...

George: Do you know me?

user: No, I just met you.

George: Yeah, you're right.

user: Of course I'm right!

George: Even when you're wrong.

user: That doesn't make any sense at all.

George: Sure it does, you're just stupid.

user: Hey, I don't appreciate that at all!

George: Sorry.

user: I'll forgive you because you apologized.

George: Ok, thanks.

user: No problem.

George: It's very interesting talking to you.

user: Wow! It's interesting talking to you, too.

George: Who else do you talk to that isn't intersting? Animals?

user: I wouldn't try to have a conversation with an animal.

George: No, you wouldn't. They're not healthy.

user: Some of them can be healthy if you keep them clean.

George: Just some.

...

George: Thank you for our conversation. This will be my last statement. What will be your last statement to me for this conversation?

user: You're odd, but I like you oh-so-much.

George: I like you so much too.

user: Shouldn't you log this or something?

George: That is exactly what I am doing.

user: Oh, well, I'm going to leave, then. Goodbye!

George: Ok, probably best you don't take it.

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