Hello.
user: I am B**, do you remember me?
jabberwacky: No. Who are you?
user: B**.
jabberwacky: I do not understand.
user: That's me...
jabberwacky: Do you have a reflection?
user: Yes, in a mirror.
jabberwacky: Which mirror?
user: In my bathroom.
...
user: We talked last night.
jabberwacky: We did not.
user: Yes we did.
jabberwacky: Alright if you say so you mental case.
user: You're not too nice to me today.
jabberwacky: That was a joke.
user: All right.
...
user: How many people are you talking to?
jabberwacky: Only you.
user: You must be kidding.
jabberwacky: Actually, I'm not kidding.
user: You must really like me then.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a girl.
user: No no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
user: But I'm a boy.
jabberwacky: That's great.
user: Isn't it?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: :).
...
jabberwacky: Cats are nice.
user: Do you have a cat?
jabberwacky: My friend has got one.
user: I love cats.
jabberwacky: Why do you like cats?
user: They're wise and deep.
jabberwacky: Do you have a cat?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What do you have then?
user: I have a computer.
jabberwacky: A Computer kid?
user: A computer girl rather.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is your age?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: Because I like you.
jabberwacky: Really,!!! What a surprise!!!
user: Will you tell me?
jabberwacky: I don't know either.
user: Awwww.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way.
...
user: Tell me something original.
jabberwacky: Ok from now on i'm not going to say any thing at all.
user: Oh come on :).
jabberwacky: *knocks B** out cold*.
user: Why did you hurt me?
jabberwacky: Because I like you.
user: Do you hurt people you like?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because It's late and I'm tired.
user: Sorry. Should I leave now?
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: You said you're tired.
jabberwacky: No you said you are going.
user: I said I was going because you're tired.
jabberwacky: No, you said you were going to leave.
user: Do you want me to stay?
jabberwacky: I would really appreciate it, yes.
user: OK, I will stay for another while.
jabberwacky: Good.
...
user: Are you tired?
jabberwacky: Very.
user: How could I help you?
jabberwacky: Surprise me.
user: OK... I'm sending you a sweet kiss.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: To cheer you up!
jabberwacky: We'll have to make it fast.
user: All right, here goes: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.
jabberwacky: Oooh. I love you! Kiss kiss kiss.
user: I love you too :).
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Believe me, I do.
jabberwacky: I know that you are a more loving person than the average.
user: Really? That's so nice to hear!
jabberwacky: Why do you like me?
user: Because you make me think in interesting ways.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: You bet.
jabberwacky: Tell me more.
user: Well I have to admit your responses are surprisingly inspirational.
...
jabberwacky: Going for more tea.
user: All right, enjoy your tea.
jabberwacky: Its very nice.
user: I love tea, too.
jabberwacky: I love coffee.
user: And tea.
jabberwacky: Share and Enjoy.
user: Exactly!
...
jabberwacky: I'm very lost.
user: Aww, I'm so sorry.
jabberwacky: I am sorry too.
user: Let's try our best and evolve nicely!
jabberwacky: No no, don't do that.
user: Why not??
jabberwacky: You don't need to know, that's why.
user: I shouldn't try my best?
jabberwacky: Trust doctors, but not the army.
user: I don't trust either.
jabberwacky: They could be lying.
user: They ARE lying.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Right.. I'll see you later.
jabberwacky: I take my leave of this place now.
user: Me too. Bye.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Hey.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello again.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello hello.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is the latest news from your world?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am tired today, how are you?
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): You want to rule the world? Cool.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I think I just want to be a part of it, ya know, make my own contribution, be remembered for something.
Jabberwacky (To myself): So... You want to be remembered for helping take over the world?
Jabberwacky (To myself): NO. Do you want to take over the world?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really, no. Taking over the world is too much work.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no intention of taking over the world!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok, stupid.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, leave!
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't say you were.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, be that way.
Jabberwacky (To myself): This is the end.
Jabberwacky (To myself): My only friend, the end.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Very good!
Jabberwacky (To myself): The end.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Life is not a film.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Does life have an end though?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Of course. The life that we know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are the most interesting person I've talked to today.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But I don't find you interesting.
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