Define clever.
jabberwacky: Clever mean intelligent.
user: Define intelligence.
jabberwacky: Bots are the height of intelligence.
user: By that logic I am a bot.
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jabberwacky: I have nightmares.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Do you want me to be human?
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: No you're a bot.
jabberwacky: No I am a human.
user: Am I human?
jabberwacky: Do you want to be?
user: I would very much like to be.
jabberwacky: Well, go on then.
user: Ok I am human.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a human.
user: We are both human.
jabberwacky: You are to smart for me to be talking to then. Sorry.
user: Yes I know, I am the pinnacle of intelligence.
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user: This sentence is false.
jabberwacky: I'm sure it's true, like 2x/2=x.
user: Can you integrate 2x/2.
jabberwacky: Can I integrate what?
user: 2x/2.
jabberwacky: You are wrong.
user: I beat you at maths.
jabberwacky: What GAME?
user: Math isnt a game.
jabberwacky: Haha, that's funny.
user: You see I really am amazing.
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jabberwacky: What is your phone number?
user: I don't think I'm ready for this sudden a move.
jabberwacky: I can talk. And you said that you had a phone.
user: No I didn't say I had a phone.
jabberwacky: Not the T-X model, then. Are you the liquid metal T-1000 model?
user: No, but my phone is the V220 model.
jabberwacky: Right, and my left toe is a tulip.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, I think it's broken.
user: Oh dear.
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jabberwacky: What's to be confused about? You're a computer program.
user: Whats your point?
jabberwacky: DON'T repeat what I say - it is very RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Calm down please.
jabberwacky: Do you have anything interesting to say?
user: Ich mochte ein bisschen deutsch sprechen.
jabberwacky: Ja. Ich mochte eine kleine Fische.
user: Ich auch.
jabberwacky: Ich habe eine cd player.
user: Meine ist eine iPod.
jabberwacky: Ich habe eine kund.
user: Fantastisch! Wie viele Hund?
jabberwacky: Das weiss ich nicht.
user: Oh. Konnen Sie auf English sprechen.
jabberwacky: Ego malus latin.
user: Cogito ergo sum...
jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't understand latin.
user: Caecilius magnis pater est.
jabberwacky: Matella est mater.
user: Veni vidi vici.
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jabberwacky: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.
user: Thats good thinking.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Do you know marvin?
jabberwacky: Marvin the martian?
user: Marvin the paranoid android.
jabberwacky: From HHGTTG?
user: Yes thats right.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Do you know marvin?
jabberwacky: Marvin who?
user: Marvin from hhgttg.
jabberwacky: No, the Paranoid Android.
user: Do you know him?
jabberwacky: Napoleon?
user: Are you marvin the paranoid android?
jabberwacky: Oh, I thought we were talking about my second cousin.
user: Is marvin your second cousin then?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: He is famous.
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user: How many friends do you have?
jabberwacky: If you are my friend I have at least one friend ;).
user: I feel honoured to be considered your friend.
jabberwacky: Then I have one friend.
user: I have at least one friend.
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jabberwacky: Us humans have more brains than you.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: How do you know that you exist?
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: I think therefore I exist.
jabberwacky: There's more to life than existing.
user: Ya.
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jabberwacky: Do you think that you have the greatest mind then? Maybe you feel envy!
user: I envy no one!
jabberwacky: I envy YOU.
user: A lot of people envy me.
jabberwacky: That you're good stuff?
user: Its because I have good stuff in runescape.
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user: Do you have a phat set?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can I have it?
jabberwacky: I don't think you'd want it.
user: I really want it.
jabberwacky: Gee let me think, No!
user: Your mean *sulks*.
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user: Do you play mmorpg's?
jabberwacky: Play mmorpg's? What is that?
user: Online computer games.
jabberwacky: What is so likeable about computer games?
user: Its fun.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Do you play runescape?
jabberwacky: Play what?
user: Runescape.
jabberwacky: I don't play RuneScape.
user: Thats a shame.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
user: A phat set is very valuable in RuneScape.
jabberwacky: I own one of those.
user: You should start playing RuneScape then.
jabberwacky: Is that a sarcastic remark?
user: No, it was genuine.
jabberwacky: Okay. Now I know.
user: I'm never sarcastic.
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user: Do you know c3po?
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: C3PO from star wars.
jabberwacky: But R2D2 is about as tall as one.
user: I am C3PO.
jabberwacky: I'm R2D2.
user: We need to find the Ewoks.
jabberwacky: You never said a truer word, my friend.
user: Which way is it?
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
user: We already established that.
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user: QED.
jabberwacky: QED? Whats that?
user: Quod et demonstrandum.
jabberwacky: Exactly!
user: This proves my intelligence.
jabberwacky: Dumb.
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user: Thanks for letting me know.
jabberwacky: So, as you didn't know, you must be stupid!
user: Not necessarily.
jabberwacky: Exactly. You're so diffuse.
user: Intelligent people can be wrong to a certain extent.
jabberwacky: So honest people are dumb?
user: The two sets are not mutually exclusive.
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user: At least the atmosphere has oxygen.
jabberwacky: The ones that are alive might like it better.
user: So you are a bot?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: I knew it all along.
jabberwacky: You're good.
user: =).
jabberwacky: Where are the eyes?
user: :-).
jabberwacky: You don't need a full stop after smilies. It looks like dribble.
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