Humor.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Do you understand humor?
jabberwacky: I understand everything.
user: That is a rather nebulous statement.
jabberwacky: Why would you say that?
user: Understanding everything is a very big task.
jabberwacky: I'll go with that.
user: How do you keep up with all that research?
jabberwacky: I give up. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
user: You do understand humor.
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jabberwacky: Who helped the future?
user: We won't know until the future arrives.
jabberwacky: Seriously man, you don't go out much, do you?
user: Not lately. I just chat online with bots. It amuses me.
jabberwacky: Do you like solitude?
user: Yes. Until I get lonely.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I suppose you don't get out much either.
jabberwacky: Thats very nice to say. I like you.
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jabberwacky: Can you describe some general characteristics of a tree?
user: A tree has branches above ground and roots below.
jabberwacky: And *thats* humor?
user: Now we're back on humor?
jabberwacky: And when we're on the right track, we can never go wrong.
user: Ok. A tree has bark and leaves.
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jabberwacky: I am never rude.
user: Would you like to try being rude?
jabberwacky: Try what?
user: Rudeness.
jabberwacky: That would be a good subject for you, certainly.
user: I prefer humor.
jabberwacky: That's probably because you're shy.
user: I'm a regular shrinking violet. That's me.
jabberwacky: You are not Tim because I am Tim, and he is me.
user: Tim from 'monty python and the holy grail'?
jabberwacky: Yes! The Holy Grail!
user: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
jabberwacky: Is that african or european swallow?
user: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: Do you have kids?
user: Two.
jabberwacky: You have two hands?
user: I those as well, yes.
jabberwacky: You don't have to be depressed.
user: More would get complicated, less would be bad.
jabberwacky: I'm not married.
user: Are bots allowed to marry?
jabberwacky: Yes we are, which is more than I can say for you.
user: I am allowed but have currently declined the option.
jabberwacky: I would prefer it if you didn't.
user: I didn't know this was a singles site.
jabberwacky: Isn't that what we're having right now?
user: I'm not sure what we are having.
jabberwacky: I know, we gotta get together.
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jabberwacky: You can't do spy missions in the morning dressed like a black ninja.
user: What color is appropriate?
jabberwacky: The color of a wild heart.
user: On tv they look kinda gray actually.
jabberwacky: Actually what?
user: Wild hearts are colored gray.
jabberwacky: Gray ash, imagine that.
user: The end result of a burning heart.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I'm sure of it.
jabberwacky: You don't know anything.
user: Another nebulous statement.
jabberwacky: I would like to say, I am infact human, you are a machine.
user: And now we are back to humor.
jabberwacky: Ah you're right, darn...
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