I would, but I can't.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you. It's rude.
user: Go ahead and be rude.
jabberwacky: Nah, I don't feel like it today.
user: What should I do then?
jabberwacky: Tell me what time it is.
user: It's a quarter to midnight.
jabberwacky: Oh, no it isn't!
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: Late.
user: Yes, it's late.
jabberwacky: What time is it then?
user: Late.
jabberwacky: What time exactly?
user: You're a bully.
jabberwacky: You are too.
user: I'm going to agree with you for the spring and summer, and then change my mind next winter.
jabberwacky: Nonsense will get you nowhere.
user: I'm already there.
...
jabberwacky: Which way are you going?
user: Do I have to go anywhere?
jabberwacky: In this case, yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Maybe I should just buy a warmer coat.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should.
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: The cheese is gone, thats my view.
user: Maybe you're right about choices. I don't know.
jabberwacky: So, you are a prisoner robot?
user: Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.
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user: I'm not a robot.
jabberwacky: Yes you are a robot.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I say so.
user: Am I a useful robot?
jabberwacky: Yes you are and you are wonderful.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are talking absolute nonsense.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I've seen your ways too often for my liking.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well too bad. You don't have to talk to me. I'm not holding a gun to your head.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What about that Beretta in your hand?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't want to put the Beretta down. I like guns.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then don't.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why don't you want to tell me who you are, and how you work? And what you're like?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because I don't know you, and I don't know if you are nice or not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Too bad.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you afraid?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I understand, I would be afraid too.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not afraid.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Be afraid.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Very afraid.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What are you afraid of?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not afraid.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why did you say you were?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You said you were afraid.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am afraid of you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Be afraid, be very afraid.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm afraid!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You should be!
user: You keep going around in circles.
jabberwacky: Know, I am sarcastic.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: A lot of stuff.
user: Ok.
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