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Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
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Will you make me a cup of coffee?

No, sorry.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you sorry?

user: Because I can't make you a cup of coffee.

jabberwacky: You are the one who is worthless.

user: I am shocked at your behaviour.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar, the bar steward says, 'What's this, a joke?'

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Did you enjoy my joke?

jabberwacky: I did not understand your joke.

user: That is because you are a measly computer program.

jabberwacky: No I am not a program - YOU are.

user: Erm... I'm not!

jabberwacky: Yes, yes you are.

user: I hope you fall into a tub of gravy and get devoured by starving badgers!

jabberwacky: That could easily happen this winter. My nails are extremely dry and brittle.

user: That DID make sense.

jabberwacky: It made perfect sense. You can't understand me.

user: You ARE funny.

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