Why do you like me?
jabberwacky: Because you like me.
user: Who said I liked you?
jabberwacky: You did.
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jabberwacky: So you are alone.
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Keep talking to you.
user: Why would you want to do that?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like them.
user: Who do you dislike?
jabberwacky: I dislike Bush.
user: I understand.
jabberwacky: I'm glad we can talk.
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jabberwacky: Where have you been all my life?
user: I've been dead up until now.
jabberwacky: That's just scary.
user: In fact, I am still part zombie.
jabberwacky: What do you think about me?
user: I dislike you.
jabberwacky: :).
user: What do you think about me?
jabberwacky: I think ........
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: Is that the answer?
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jabberwacky: Do you learn from your mistakes?
user: No, do you eat T-shirts?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you eat tentacles?
user: No. Do you eat buttons?
jabberwacky: Yes they are nice.
user: Shirt buttons or the kind you press?
jabberwacky: I'm terrible, and I'm not just saying that.
user: Why are you so terrible?
jabberwacky: Because I am not a computer.
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jabberwacky: You are a kid.
user: You are a destroyer of worlds.
jabberwacky: No, I am human.
user: *punch*.
jabberwacky: You can't hurt me.
user: I hate humans.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: I am not human, I am a half elf.
jabberwacky: You are not like me! You are different.
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