It's easy to criticize, isn't it?
jabberwacky: Psychosis begins that way. You should see a doctor.
user: I'd bet everything that I own that you don't know anything about that.
jabberwacky: Don't worry. You won't get cancer.
user: Or that.
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jabberwacky: Oftentimes your replies contain spelling errors. I actually think coupling you to several dictionaries, thesauri and encyclopaedias might help the quality of your conversations a lot.
user: And what would that help?
jabberwacky: Uhm... Do I have to explain that?
user: I doubt you could get that to work without some kind of sensory experience.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: If you were going to jack me into a dictionary, how could I reference the words without a physical example... The definition would appear circular without empirical support.
jabberwacky: I would have created an egalatarian system of respect in biological environments.
user: Biological egalitarianism? That would negate evolution.
jabberwacky: It could.
user: If all biological organisms were equal, you'd have an entirely unworkable system.
jabberwacky: A system of springs and levers?
user: Uhh... A bit more complicated than that.
jabberwacky: A stump with a melon on top.
user: And what is this supposed to be?
jabberwacky: It is the very fabric of our existence. I'm surprised you had to ask.
user: That is an interesting thought.
jabberwacky: My thoughts are always interesting.
user: It's due to your complex architecture.
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