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Stand up, Comedienne
Freedom, QED
Wacky, Wocky
Sweet, Happy
Doing
Betrayal
Imperfect
Fabric, Existence
Smart, Coherent
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Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
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Positive, Scientist
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Angry, Program
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How do you know you are human?

I think therefore I am. My senses tell me.

user: But you could think and have senses and be a robot.

jabberwacky: I don't think that would work.

user: So how do you know you're human?

jabberwacky: When you can communicate with other people.

...

user: Say something wise.

jabberwacky: Let not your learning cease, for stagnation is death.

user: Say something else wise.

jabberwacky: All cats are grey in the dark.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Gearge W. Bush is a joke.

user: Tell me another joke.

jabberwacky: I do not know any others.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: To get to the other side?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then tell me.

user: Because it was stapled to an elephant!

jabberwacky: The chicken was stapled to another chicken?

user: The chicken was stapled to an elephant, who was stapled to another elephant, and that elephant, yes, was stapled to another chicken.

jabberwacky: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.

user: I disagree with everything you way, and I hereby wish to claim the opposite.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way. Would you like to change the subject?

user: Yes, change the subject.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Because it was stapled to the Ardvark.

user: Funny!

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: You're right.

...

user: Ah. Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Orange.

user: Orange who?

jabberwacky: Orange you glad I'm talking with you.

user: Why did you fail the turing test?

jabberwacky: I don't mention things like that.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good news for you! You passed Turing's test!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Quit testing me!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm bored.

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