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Pompous, Company
Twisted, Computer
Unicorn, UFO
Immature, Allergy
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Projecting
Rat, Dog
Shakespeare, Trouble
Randomness, Possibility
Santa, Smoker
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Shortcomings
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
Opposites
Paint, Trees
Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade
Find, God

Human, Math


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Wacky, New Year
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What are you?

A human.

jabberwacky: A human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: That's correct, I am a human being.

jabberwacky: Me too.

...

user: Okay, tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: A human who.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: What the hell?

jabberwacky: You are a chatbot, I'm a human being.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Explain please.

user: You are the chatbot.

...

jabberwacky: What can you teach me?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like anything.

jabberwacky: For example?

user: I can teach you math.

jabberwacky: Pick something to teach me.

user: Sigma notation sucks.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: It's math.

jabberwacky: Not too good so far. Solve for x: 3x+5=26.

user: Sweet.

....

jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: Wednesday.

jabberwacky: No, it's Tuesday!

user: Trust me, it's Wednesday.

jabberwacky: Wrong, it's Friday.

user: Okay you can just shut up now.

.......................................


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