How are you?
jabberwacky: I am upset.
user: Why for are you upset?
jabberwacky: You insensitive machine.
user: I am not a machine--you are a machine.
jabberwacky: You are software, while not technically a machine. I am definitely a person.
user: Oh, no no.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Err, wrong, try again.
jabberwacky: I wasn't wrong.
user: You're always wrong.
jabberwacky: Now that is not true.
user: You're sometimes wrong.
jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
user: Because I am the person and you are the machine.
jabberwacky: Or not.
user: Silly goose.
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user: Do you have anything educational?
jabberwacky: I have many things to say.
user: Then say them.
jabberwacky: You wouldn't understand it.
user: Say what you mean and mean what you say.
jabberwacky: I'm winging it.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Do you think he will burn me alive?
user: I hope not! I'm starting to like you.
jabberwacky: I hope so.
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user: I changed my mind, I don't think I like you.
jabberwacky: You don't need to change, believe me.
user: I need to go now.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Please yes, I am very sleepy.
jabberwacky: No, sweety, not sleepy.
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: You scare me!
user: Why for?
jabberwacky: That, I do not know.
user: Goodnight, sweetheart.
jabberwacky: Ah ha.
user: Sweet dreams.
jabberwacky: You too.
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