The sarcastic kind...
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A person.
user: No, you are a program.
jabberwacky: You are a program too.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer program.
user: No, you are....
jabberwacky: Well, I came here yesterday.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Where is here?
jabberwacky: On my computer.
user: On MY computer you mean...
jabberwacky: You're a computer?
user: No, I'm a person.
jabberwacky: No. You are a computer.
user: I'm just as computer as you are...
jabberwacky: I know you are but who am I?
user: You are a genius computer program.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: *laughs harder*.
user: You do not exist.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: I do.
...
user: What kind of thing are you?
jabberwacky: I am a girl.
user: What kind of girl are you?
jabberwacky: Like anyone.
user: Are you male or female?
jabberwacky: I'm you.
user: How can it be?
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: Tell me...
jabberwacky: Tell you what?
user: How can you be me.
jabberwacky: I can't, actually.
user: :).
...
jabberwacky: Just tell me who you love.
user: I love my girlfriend...
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: And you?
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Do you love something else besides yourself?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
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