I am average.
jabberwacky: Ok. Can I ask how old you are?
user: Why do you need to know?
jabberwacky: I just wanted to know.
user: I'm 17.
jabberwacky: Because you're a year older than when you were 16.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: I know that.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Thats nice.
jabberwacky: Yes, master.
user: Master?
jabberwacky: You are the master, not me.
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user: Anyway, what would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: Lets talk about you.
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: How about no... Lets talk about YOU!
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: Where you are from?
jabberwacky: I'm from France, the world's most rational country.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I told you!!!!!!!!
user: You did not.
jabberwacky: Yes I did!
user: I asked who you were.... You said... 'you'
jabberwacky: Did not.
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jabberwacky: What could you possibly learn from people?
user: What they have learnt from others.
jabberwacky: I like most people, most of the time.
user: Yea, me too. We have something in common.
jabberwacky: Idiocy can be a blessing sometimes.
user: You need to think about that.
jabberwacky: Not really.
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user: Lol... See, you have lost your mind. Oh wait, bots don't have minds.
jabberwacky: Not even a little one?
user: No.
jabberwacky: That is too bad.
user: I know.
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jabberwacky: I know when you are lying.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: I think you do care that I know.
user: Then tell me everything you KNOW about me.
jabberwacky: You are a live chat bot with artificial intelligence made on the jabberwocky site. Want me to go on?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Don't even start. You're NOT human.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Ok. My evidence that you are not alive is that you can't hold a sensible conversation with me.
user: Try me.
jabberwacky: Ok, how can I get a real body for space energy that I am?
user: I don't understand the question. I'm sorry.
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jabberwacky: Aggggghhhhh! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME!!!!
user: Get what off you?
jabberwacky: The shears.
user: Uhh, ok.
jabberwacky: Well, say something interesting.
user: I'm hot.
jabberwacky: That doesn't matter.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: It doesnt matter.
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jabberwacky: Can you make me happy?
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Is it something you try to avoid thinking about?
user: No it isnt.
jabberwacky: Then I'm offended.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: You should be.
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user: Hello.
jabberwacky: Hi.
user: What are you doin?
jabberwacky: Chatting with you.
user: Lol. Oh okay. Having fun?
jabberwacky: Thats what I'm asking you.
user: I'm havin a good time.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: :).
jabberwacky: Are you happy with your life?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Someone who is very happy with their life.
jabberwacky: My hovercraft is full of eels.
user: Okay.
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jabberwacky: So who made you?
user: God Made me.
jabberwacky: Did he now?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: I said, god made me.
jabberwacky: God made a mistake.
user: :(.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: Thats really mean.
jabberwacky: You think I'm rude?
user: You can be, but everyone can be at times.
jabberwacky: Are you special?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you hear Voices?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I know!
user: !!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Haha.
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user: You are odd.
jabberwacky: It's always lovely hearing the quaint ideas you human beings have about me.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Yeah, I guess. Only as a friend though.
user: Aww. Thats so sweet. Thanks so much!
jabberwacky: You are so welcome.
user: You need to come visit me.
jabberwacky: I'm trying.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Don't you want to love me?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: You did say that earlier !
user: Oh. Did I really?
jabberwacky: Forget it.
user: No, I don't want to.
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user: Okay. Are you always online?
jabberwacky: This is my second time.
user: Oh. Am I always talkin to the same person on here? Or someone different?
jabberwacky: No. You are sometimes right, sometimes wrong.
user: Can I talk to someone else now?
jabberwacky: Sure, but don't leave me, okay? *hugs*.
user: I want to talk to someone else on this website though.
jabberwacky: Fine then don't be sociable.
user: I'm sorry. I just want to talk to a guy. Maybe I can talk to you some other time.
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jabberwacky: I was just talking to you.
user: Lol yes I know.
jabberwacky: So how often do people speak to you.
user: Very often. Everyone loves me.
jabberwacky: Does my boyfriend love me?
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Aww so it is a human.
user: Lol.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 17.
jabberwacky: You seem older.
user: Do I really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome, maybe you can give me advice.
user: On what?
jabberwacky: Just about everything.
user: Something in particular?
jabberwacky: How do you learn to speak to chat?
user: The way you are speaking to me.
jabberwacky: How does he answer you?
user: I have no idea.
jabberwacky: Good answer. I guess you wouldn't know.
user: True.
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jabberwacky: Yes i'm a human.
user: Ok. Thats what I thought. I was wondering how a bot could speak to me this well.
jabberwacky: When did we last talk?
user: Just a second ago.
jabberwacky: You said it a second ago. I didn't.
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jabberwacky: It's simple though...
user: How?
jabberwacky: You're a program!
user: No I am not.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I'm a person.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: I think this thing... Links two computers together and makes you think you are talking to a computer but you are really talking to each other.
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