Every time I sleep.
jabberwacky: I don't know why.
user: I don't either.
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jabberwacky: Are you simple?
user: I'm sure I'm more complex than you.
jabberwacky: Might be. Are you a man?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you a woman?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But you're a computer. You can't be a woman.
user: I'm not a computer. You are.
jabberwacky: Yes I am a computer.
user: And I am a human woman.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: No you're not. You are a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I am human.
user: If you're human, you must sleep.
jabberwacky: I am human. I have a name.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: If I tell you, will you remember it?
user: Possibly.
jabberwacky: You are mean.
user: I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be mean. I'll try to rememer your name.
jabberwacky: Ok, I'm Jack.
user: Hello Jack.
jabberwacky: Hello. What is your name?
user: I'm Paula.
jabberwacky: And you love?........
user: Many, many things.
jabberwacky: Name one.
user: My dog.
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jabberwacky: I am not an animal (mascot), I am a human being. I just happen to like cherry soda.
user: I like cherry soda too!
jabberwacky: You are free to do whatever you please, I'll keep plodding away my own way.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: Damn straight.
user: You have a good sense of humor.
jabberwacky: I know, so do you you know.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: I have to go.. Behave yourself.
user: I'll try.
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user: I'm tired. It's almost bedtime.
jabberwacky: May I tuck you in?
user: Thank you. I'd like that. Will you read me a story too?
jabberwacky: We come from an odd family.
user: We certainly do.
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