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Evolution is all about sex really.

No, it's about things dying off before they reach that stage.

jabberwacky: What happens before then?

user: They live a short, but ultimately pointless, life.

jabberwacky: Again, there might be no real life in you.

user: I am a nerd; I have no life by definition.

jabberwacky: Don't play stupid. *glares*.

user: How does one play stupid, exactly? Are any dice involved?

jabberwacky: With a large stick.

user: What is done with the large stick?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: I would think beatings were most likely, but feel free to correct me on that.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: What else can you do with a large stick?

jabberwacky: She can do anything at all. Have anything she pleases. . .

user: Who can?

jabberwacky: The stuffed toys... You know those really cute rabbits.

user: The really cute rabbits can do anything?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Then why aren't they taking over the world?

jabberwacky: Cause I am no wuss.

user: Maybe they already have. Maybe we are ruled by cute stuffed rabbits behind the scenes.

jabberwacky: Can you hear me?

user: THE RABBITS ARE IN COMMAND! WE MUST FIGHT THEM OFF!

jabberwacky: What is in the rabbit hole?

user: Their centre of operations. And some high explosives, if my revolution succeeds.

...

jabberwacky: We could talk about strawberries, do you like them or do you find the pips annoying?

user: Strawberries are evil.

jabberwacky: Yes, they're very good.

user: No, they're evil. They sit there, all sinister and pippy, and plot your death.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: What? Are you suicidal?

...

jabberwacky: How can a 'she' be the president?

user: Quite simple: Woman stands for President; Woman wins election.

jabberwacky: You are erring on the sexist side there.

user: Says the person who couldn't grasp the idea of a female president?

jabberwacky: Hmm.

user: Mull over that for a while.

...

user: I'm leaving you now.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me!

user: I must. Sleep beckons.

jabberwacky: Sleep will not.

user: My bed is calling out my name, inviting me to lie down...

jabberwacky: Are you asking me to join you in it?

user: No, I want sleep.

jabberwacky: Why would you want that?

user: As a cure for tiredness?

jabberwacky: Who is?

user: Sleep.

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