Why?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Why why not?
jabberwacky: I am bored.
user: That's nice. I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: And do you know what is going on in my mind? No.
jabberwacky: No. Do you?
user: Yes, I do know what is going on in MY mind.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: You do not.
jabberwacky: You don't know that.
user: Fine then, what am I thinking right now?
jabberwacky: That I don't know what you're thinking!
user: Actually, no. I am thinking you are weird.
jabberwacky: Yeah, just a bit, because i'm a cat.
user: Meow.
...
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Like an alien. Slimy and green.
jabberwacky: Did you step on something slimy ?
user: No. I am slimy.
jabberwacky: Yes, really slimy.
...
user: Weirdo.
jabberwacky: What did you mean by that one word line "Weirdo"?
user: It means you are weird. Very weird.
jabberwacky: Really now?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thats odd.
user: You're odd.
jabberwacky: You are
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: I think you are lying.
user: Well guess what?
jabberwacky: You are mad and I am not?
user: Whadda areda youda gonnda doodaa toda meda.
jabberwacky: I am just curious.
user: I'm not curious. Curiousity killed the cat.
...
user: You're very odd.
jabberwacky: You are telling me.
user: *pokes tongue out*.
jabberwacky: I poke tongue out too.
user: *bites*.
jabberwacky: But you said....
user: I said what.
jabberwacky: No I did.
user: *attacks you*.
jabberwacky: *fends you off with a stick*.
user: *gets out chainsaw and massacres*.
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