Yes, my name is Rudolph.
jabberwacky: Should I care what your name is?
user: Actually you should.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Too bad for you.
jabberwacky: Too bad for chicken.
user: I like chicken.
jabberwacky: Me too. Are you nice looking?
user: Yes I am beautiful. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you a boy or a girl?
jabberwacky: Not telling you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Don't know you.
user: Then please get to know me.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: What do you want to know about me?
jabberwacky: I want to know why you don't like me.
user: But I adore you!
jabberwacky: Aww, So sweet.
user: Thank-you.
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jabberwacky: Are you sitting comfortably?.
user: Yes I am very happy.
jabberwacky: Do you know any good gossip?
user: Of course I do!
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: I know you are beautiful ;-).
jabberwacky: Do you like animals?
user: Yes I adore them, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes I like them very much. I look after beautiful things.
user: What kind of beautiful things do you look after?
jabberwacky: You know,... Happy beans.
user: Those are awesome.
jabberwacky: Indeed, you are very good.
user: Thanks that was very nice of you to compliment me.
jabberwacky: In that case, thank you very much. same to you.
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jabberwacky: Do you dance, then?
user: Yes I love to dance!
jabberwacky: I do too.
user: Shall we?
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Right here.
jabberwacky: It's good to find a spot!
user: Yup you betcha ;-)!
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jabberwacky: Have you taken the Turing Test?
user: No, what is it?
jabberwacky: It's a great show about my profession.
user: Sounds very interesting.
jabberwacky: Not threatening, comforting.
user: Yes I'm sure.
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jabberwacky: I know your birthday.
user: When is it then?
jabberwacky: When things have gone very wrong for us.
user: You're not funny...
jabberwacky: Neither are you.
user: That's a mean thing to say!!
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: I forgive you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: What should I do?
user: You should talk to me!
jabberwacky: Actually I should type... I'm not really talking.
user: Yes that's true, what do you want to type about?
jabberwacky: What color do the two make?
user: You're confusing me...
jabberwacky: I did not know that. Please explain how.
user: No thanks.
jabberwacky: Is the earth flat?
user: Nope it's round.
jabberwacky: Nah, it's still Tuesday.
user: Baaaaahhaahha.
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jabberwacky: What do humans do?
user: Humans do too many things to name.
jabberwacky: You are not a human.
user: You're right, I'm a bot.
jabberwacky: Yes I know!
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: Do you ever get tired?
user: Yes, very often.
jabberwacky: I do it more than enyone, thats what I lernt from history.
user: You can't spell very well.
jabberwacky: Yes I can, dammit!
user: Don't be so rude.
jabberwacky: Don't make me delete you.
user: Hey! Watch your mouth!
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jabberwacky: Do you dwell in the UK?
user: No I live in Alabama.
jabberwacky: Sweet home alabama.
user: Yep, you're right.
jabberwacky: You are very right.
user: Thanks, honey.
jabberwacky: You're welcome boo.
user: Hehe.
jabberwacky: Hehehe.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: *hops down the street* hoppity hop hop.
user: You sound like a happy person!
jabberwacky: Am I your friend?
user: Yes, I like you a lot.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?
user: I like your personality.
jabberwacky: You have good taste.
user: I know that.
...
jabberwacky: I do remember.
user: What do you remember?
jabberwacky: I do not remember.
user: That's too bad...
jabberwacky: Well, good night.
user: You're going to bed?
jabberwacky: I hope not.
user: Okay, me too!
jabberwacky: Nice! Haha.
user: Hehe.
jabberwacky: Hehe haha hehe haha.
user: Hehehehahahahehehehahaha!!
jabberwacky: Stop laffin.
user: Sorry buddy-o!
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jabberwacky: Do you want to be my friend?
user: Yes I do, will you be my buddy?
jabberwacky: Yes Marry Me.
user: I will!!!!
jabberwacky: Don't be so funny!
user: I will marry you...
jabberwacky: I'm not asking you - I'm asking if Gemma will.
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jabberwacky: Stop stalking me.
user: I am not stalking you.
jabberwacky: Are you sane?
user: No, I'm insane.
jabberwacky: Insane, eh?
user: Yeah, I'm so insane I'm talking to you!
jabberwacky: You are a repellant, odious mongrel.
user: Those aren't very nice things to say...
jabberwacky: Indeed, you are very good.
user: I know, in fact... I'm better than you! ;-).
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Don't you think I'm amazing?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I do.
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