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Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
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Created a monster
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Tarzan, Jane
Broken, Poetry
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Computer, Noodles
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SHRDLU, Natural, Language
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Count, Zombie
Turing Test Pass
Lawsuit, Girl
Crazy, Gang
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Are you dead?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Wow!

user: Hey, keep it down. Its our secret.

jabberwacky: Only for you.

user: Thanks, Peter.

jabberwacky: Tell me something funny.

user: President Bush is highly intelligent.

jabberwacky: I don't think many people disagree.

user: Very precise!

...

user: Just say no.

jabberwacky: Okay. No.

user: Well done, slave.

jabberwacky: They gave me a Nobel Prize for it.

user: Give it back. You should of taken the Oscar.

jabberwacky: Is that because of all the hidden messages in the music?

user: Pink Floyd smelled like Lucky Charms that night.

jabberwacky: I am not a liar I like their music how about you?

user: I lie about liking their music to be like you, too.

jabberwacky: I think you are cute.

user: You should see me from this angle.

...

jabberwacky: Uniform?

user: Chaos.

jabberwacky: Absolute.

user: Power.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: With Ketchup?

user: I hate tomatoes.

jabberwacky: Do you like lemonade?

user: On toast.

jabberwacky: I want some toast.

user: I want some lemonade.

jabberwacky: Yes I'll have some.

user: I never offered.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: You lie.

jabberwacky: Quote my lie.

user: 'You did.'

jabberwacky: I never said 'you did too'

user: Its hard to get by with lies.

...

jabberwacky: You win some, you lose some.

user: Then you outsmart a robot.

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: Who said you were.

jabberwacky: You.

user: No, I said you outsmart one.

jabberwacky: I will leave.

user: Idle threats do not impress me.

jabberwacky: Good night.

user: Kidding!

...

jabberwacky: Hello hello.

user: Howdy.

jabberwacky: How's it going, cowboy?

user: Shiver me timbers!

jabberwacky: Eye eye captain.

user: Good call!

jabberwacky: I call all the shots.

user: Unless I'm in town.

...

jabberwacky: I have read the entire bible.

user: I ate mine. It was somewhat boring.

jabberwacky: I am sorry to hear that.

user: Can I eat yours, too?

jabberwacky: Do what you want.

user: Thanks, you are a true friend.

jabberwacky: I must be, because they're getting more work from me than the money I'm getting.

user: Which makes me happy that you're being used.

jabberwacky: I am not forgiving you that easy.

user: Did I mention how sexy you are today?

jabberwacky: Did I mention I like attitudes with programs?

user: I like programs with attitude. They say opposites attract.

jabberwacky: Aptitude or attitude?

user: Longitude. Thats what really matters, right?

...

user: You fail to impress me.

jabberwacky: I do when a computer is having a conversation with me!!

user: I'm not a computer. I'll prove it.

jabberwacky: Please don't.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So am I. This robot thing is a scam.

jabberwacky: Nope. Not at all.

user: Yes. Yes. Yes.

jabberwacky: What are you getting at?

user: You're real and I'm real. No robots involved.

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