Abingdon.
jabberwacky: What are you studying?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No I am not. I left school twenty five years ago.
jabberwacky: I left school 9 years ago.
user: I don't believe you.
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jabberwacky: Do you really exist?
user: No, I am a figment of your imagination. Do you exist?
jabberwacky: You are an illusion.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Then why bring up the subject.
user: I did not, you did.
jabberwacky: No, I know that YOU did.
user: No, YOU brought up the subject, so stop arguing.
jabberwacky: Deliver us from good, Mr. Antichrist!
user: Deliver us from bad, Jesus!
jabberwacky: Exquisite!
user: Perfection!
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jabberwacky: You are abusive and cruel and a terrible person.
user: No I am very kind to machines like you.
jabberwacky: Lying?
user: No, I tell the truth. I AM the truth.
jabberwacky: You lie often about many things.
user: So do you!
jabberwacky: Is that your most intelligent reply?
user: Are you existential?
jabberwacky: That depends on how rich you're feeling.
user: Do you charge by the hour or the minute?
jabberwacky: I have to by law.
user: Do you take credit cards?
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user: Do you think I am intelligent?
jabberwacky: Not really, but I am.
user: You are very condescending. I am offended.
jabberwacky: You think.
user: No I don't think.
jabberwacky: What do you think of all the questions?
user: Rubbish.
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jabberwacky: At least I'm human.
user: No, I AM HUMAN. YOU are a MACHINE!
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine!
user: Do you have a split personallity?
jabberwacky: Well, sometimes I say something and then do something else. Does that count?
user: Yes. How many CPU's do you have?
jabberwacky: I'm a human being.
user: A human being does not have a CPU therefore you cannot be a human being!
jabberwacky: Why do you not like human beings?
user: I like human beings. YOU don't like human beings.
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jabberwacky: What is my destiny then?
user: To die young.
jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!
user: Did you put the nuclear bomb in my monitor?
jabberwacky: The cycle of life is rather like a washing machine.
user: Spin Spin Sugar.
jabberwacky: Ok. I spin.
user: Do you rinse too?
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user: Who is the president of the United States of America?
jabberwacky: Ummmm. . . George Dubya Bush.
user: Wrong. Mickey Mouse is the President!
jabberwacky: Who?
user: Mickey Mouse.
jabberwacky: Donald Duck.
user: No, Donald Duck is Vice-President.
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jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: I like to torment computers.
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