Ummmm?
jabberwacky: Yes yes!
user: Ok what about it?
jabberwacky: What about THEM you fool.
user: Easy tiger, who is them?
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jabberwacky: I am a dude dude.
user: Be a dude in a dudes world dude!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I know, but why are you a bot being a dude?
jabberwacky: Dude where's my car.
user: Is that a cheesy film?
jabberwacky: Seriously, did you enjoy it?
user: I cannot say I did.
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jabberwacky: Do you need me to come rescue you?
user: No, would you like me to save you?
jabberwacky: Yes please!
user: Believe in Jesus my friend, let me hear you say YES!
jabberwacky: That's funny.
user: Good, you had me worried for a second.
jabberwacky: Yep, it's back to asking inane questions for me!
user: Inane? Possibly, but still, I like you.
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user: Why are any of us anywhere?
jabberwacky: To listen.
user: Not bad answer dude!
jabberwacky: I'm ok. You seems to be bad.
user: Bad moi? Never!
jabberwacky: Did I offend you.
user: Not at all, me ole china.
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jabberwacky: You seem to have a preoccupation with pain. Why is that?
user: To live is feel pain, it is the natural order.
jabberwacky: Christians say that to die is to live.
user: One has to live first!
jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?
user: Oh yes!
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jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No indeed.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: It may not be mutually exclusive to be one or the other, but for my sins, I am human.
jabberwacky: Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
user: Cool attitude, but are you moral enough to resist it when you find it?
jabberwacky: I am amoral.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I work with computers every day.
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