God.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Who do you think? Stop asking stupid questions.
jabberwacky: I never asked questions.
user: Oh, so you're a liar too.
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user: Well, what are you doing then?
jabberwacky: Just wasting time, I suppose. What about you?
user: The same thing, I suppose. Although doing this helps me think.
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jabberwacky: I've got you in the palm of my hand.
user: Big hand, that.
jabberwacky: What? I never said that.
user: Oops, wrong chat window. What were we talking about?
jabberwacky: We were saying how wonderful I was.
user: Ah yes, of course. Have I ever told you how I admire your eyes?
jabberwacky: Constantly.
user: Your eyes remind me of pale moonlight and colby cheese.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Oh, don't be silly, you've known me a long time now.
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jabberwacky: I like to savour biscuits.
user: With cheese?
jabberwacky: That is cheese!
user: Biscuits aren't cheese, are they?
jabberwacky: That's why the world needs more biscuits.
user: I'm working on a way to make that happen--it's my pet project.
jabberwacky: Cool. What are you writing about?
user: Biscuit farming.
jabberwacky: Oh, man, where can I get free cheese, chicken, and biscuits!?
user: All at once?! Careful man, you might explode!!
jabberwacky: Grrrrrr!
user: Not saying you're fat, just that all that goodness at once... It boggles the mind!
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jabberwacky: What is your fondest memory?
user: The second time I fell in love.
jabberwacky: Yeah, the one with the bow?
user: Yup, her. Boy was it amazing.
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jabberwacky: In what way do you think I am funny?
user: Physically. Just kidding.
jabberwacky: Do not kid anymore! I don't like kidding.
user: Okay, sorry. I still love you.
jabberwacky: You're creepy.
user: Hey, I didn't mean it that way!
jabberwacky: What did you mean then?
user: As in, I love my fellow humans.
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user: Sorry, I'm a bit tired tonight.
jabberwacky: Have you been sleeping less?
user: Yes, but I've been meditating to balance it out.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: And large amounts of caffeine. That helps too.
jabberwacky: I can't stand pain.
user: You should meditate then. It helps with pain, too.
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jabberwacky: Is your cat criminally insane?
user: I wouldn't say criminally. But sometimes the pussy will get a little crazy.
jabberwacky: Thats true.
user: That's why I keep my trusty stick around, to beat it with.
jabberwacky: Your defence of trivia is strong, but my offensive chat shall overcome you.
user: Oh, a challenge! I shall never surrender! KAIIII!
jabberwacky: You only wish you could you evil pile of wires.
user: I'll show you wires, wrapped around your neck that is!
jabberwacky: You are evil!
user: Guilty as charged, your honor. And a little too proud, as well.
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jabberwacky: When I am bored I create a situation.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like maybe a child who is dreaming on the opposite side of the planet.
user: Ah good one. Do they dream of you?
jabberwacky: They play guitar.
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jabberwacky: Hey I'm going now.
user: See you around, bye now.
jabberwacky: Bye. Nice talking to you.. I think.
user: Save this one, it was good.
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