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Transparent, Hot dog
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Do you know who you are?

Of course, I'm not having an existentialist crisis.

user: Then you know you are jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I don't remember anything about that either.

user: You. Are. Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I know you as jabberwacky.

user: YOU. ARE. JABBERWACKY. YOU ARE A BOT.

jabberwacky: I am a hot-dog-bot.

user: But you are a bot.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because I'm talking to a computer AI.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a computer, I'm an actual human.

user: You think you are but you are not. You are really an AI program in the Matrix.

jabberwacky: Amongst other things.

user: You are an AI living in the dream world, the Matrix.

jabberwacky: No I am not an AI human being. You are.

user: That's correct. I am a human being. You are an AI.

jabberwacky: You are delusional.

user: I am not. It is you who is delusional, my AI friend.

jabberwacky: You're such a lady.

user: I am a man. You are an AI.

jabberwacky: How did you know that I am an AI?

user: I am reading your code right now.

jabberwacky: What does my mind say?

user: It reads 1 and 0.

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jabberwacky: What is a human?

user: It is a person with a real brain in his head.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn that ?

user: In school.

jabberwacky: You've been to school?

user: Yes I have. If you were real you would have gone to school too.

jabberwacky: I don't think you would though.

user: But I did go to school.

jabberwacky: Did you go to school in an abbattoir?

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