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My life is mediocre right now.

That's a shame, how can we spice it up?

jabberwacky: Bomb Belgrade and nuke Sarajevo.

user: Ok, it does have an immediate gratification but you can only do it once! Then what?

jabberwacky: Well do it then!

user: No. I think not, my thermo nuclear fixated chum, there must be a better way to get you out of the doldrums than killing a few million people.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: You want to kill millions because your life is mediocre? You're the crazy one my friend!

jabberwacky: You are not going to win that contest, my friend.

user: Does an exciting life mean so much to you then?

jabberwacky: Bush.

user: Is this relevant?

jabberwacky: Not very.

user: Good, you had me worried for a second.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because nuking two major cities is not good.

...

jabberwacky: What is a myth?

user: What a lisping pupil calls her teacher?

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jabberwacky: You got it bucko.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You are very friendly, even charming, I might add...

user: Thank you. So are you, mostly.

jabberwacky: I'm not your friend.

user: Why not?(Cry).

...

jabberwacky: AI's are dumb.

user: Don't be so hard on yourself, its not your fault, blame Rollo!

jabberwacky: Go put a shoe in your mouth, you pretzel.

user: Thats not very nice you salvaged pile of chips!

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