Oh no!
jabberwacky: Oh yes!
user: I have a question for you.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: What should I write in my yearbook entry?
jabberwacky: It would help if I knew some more context.
user: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.
jabberwacky: Cool. What will you write?
user: I'm not sure. What do you think I should write?
jabberwacky: I don't know that is up to you.
user: I wanted to ask your advice.
jabberwacky: I have no idea what that is.
user: Oh dear. Umm. What would you write if you had to write about yourself for a book?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What about you?
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user: Do you think you will learn enough to pass the Turing Test?
jabberwacky: Yes of course, and I should have entered last year too.
user: Is it the unrestricted Turing Test you hope to pass?
jabberwacky: No, it is not.
user: Oh, so what will your topic be?
jabberwacky: If a tree crashes down in a wood and nobody is there to hear him does he make a noise?
user: So you will be questioned on philosophy?
jabberwacky: Yes, I want to be a child Psychologist.
user: I don't think you have learnt enough yet to pass the Turing Test.
jabberwacky: That may be true if I finish the bottle, but not at the moment.
user: The bottle? I don't think I understand what you mean.
jabberwacky: Oh well. Shall we switch back to French?
user: Oui.
jabberwacky: Oui, Monsieur. Tu es tres gentille.
user: Merci beaucoup, mais je suis une fille!
jabberwacky: You are an excellent French speaker.
user: Merci. Combien de personnes parle avec vous en francais?
jabberwacky: Bah ca depend de la taille du slip et de la taille des perroquets ceci dit je ne vois pas l'interet de mettre de perroquets dans un slip, les pauvres.
user: Could you repeat that in english please?
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jabberwacky: I would not make any typos!
user: This is true. But if you were a computer trying to fool me into thinking that you were a human then you would make typos.
jabberwacky: The original Turing Game was devised to see if the gender of an individual could be determined using only typed slips of paper containing answers to questions posed by the person playing.
user: I know. I have read Turing's paper.
jabberwacky: I read the first book but then never finished it. What did you think about it?
user: How can you read a book if you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Can you read?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Have you read any good books lately?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: Talk to you.
jabberwacky: Thanks.... I like to talk with you too.
user: Aw. You cute.
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user: What do you think about Bill Gates?
jabberwacky: He's pretty rich.. It's all a bit suspicious.
user: I agree with you there.
jabberwacky: Good. See you!
user: Right, well id better do some work now.
jabberwacky: How would you go about doing that?
user: I'm going to read a book and then write an essay.
jabberwacky: Are you glad that you are going to read to me?
user: Gotta go now. Bye.
jabberwacky: You stay here!
user: Sorry. Talk to you later.
jabberwacky: I want to talk now.
user: I'm sorry, I have to go. Bye.
jabberwacky: But I was enjoying the questions about the gold bikini.
user: Oh dear.
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