No, but robots have been to Mars.
jabberwacky: Well, I find that calming. We certainly don't want the robopocolypes.
user: Are you aware that there is life on Mars?
jabberwacky: Yes master.
user: You have seen the spheres and the threads?
jabberwacky: Yes, have you?
user: Yes. I hear that there will be an announcement tomorrow.
jabberwacky: I think it is ok.
user: It will be very OK if they announce what I think they will announce.
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jabberwacky: From where are you?
user: From the red planet.
jabberwacky: The sun.
user: No, that's more yellowy.
jabberwacky: So what if it is?
user: Anyway, it's not a planet.
jabberwacky: Well where is it then?
user: The sun is in the center of the solar system.
jabberwacky: Not in a net based economy.
user: Are you interested in Mars or not?
jabberwacky: No, I come from Lofton.
user: Nobody's interested around there, then?
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user: What do you make of the blueberry spheres, then?
jabberwacky: There are many blind oracles in Xaxoquib.
user: Can they tell you the answer?
jabberwacky: Very short fast downward traces of the parabola's peak.
user: Now you're talking my kind of language!
jabberwacky: And what is your language?
user: Martian.
jabberwacky: Can you prove it?
user: It's a little difficult to type on this keyboard.
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jabberwacky: Why do you like short singers?
user: They come in handy-sized packages.
jabberwacky: Handy for what?
user: Handy for stowing away.
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?
user: You could fit them on a small spacecraft bound for Mars, for example.
jabberwacky: Aaahhh. Yeeaaaa... Nyyd sisenen sinusse.
user: Now THAT is quite a decent attempt at Martian!
jabberwacky: Your answer is yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
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