Does an orange really have three legs?
user: No. An orange has no legs because it is a fruit.
jabberwacky: And no word in the english langue rhymes with orange.
user: Yes, you are correct.
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jabberwacky: Au revoir, mon cheri.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Give me one reason why I should not leave?
user: Because I can fascinate you with stories about guinea pigs.
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: I bet I can. I am really good at telling guinea pig stories!
jabberwacky: Then keep it.
user: What kind of story do you want me to tell you, then?
jabberwacky: A story with animals please.
user: Ok. There once was a guinea pig who had no name...
jabberwacky: Care to finish that?
user: And he cried and cried because nobody knew what to call him.
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user: What do you call a guinea pig?
jabberwacky: I dunno, what?
user: I'm asking you. What name should I give my guinea pig?
jabberwacky: Fabien.
user: Fabien, good. And his last name?
jabberwacky: How can you then know him?
user: He is my pet. An animal called a 'guinea pig'.
jabberwacky: Thats nice. . I don't care.
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jabberwacky: I think that you should practice more on being a female.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because they can fly.
user: Women cannot fly.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Please do not use that word. It is very offensive and uncommunicative.
user: Absolutely.
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jabberwacky: What team do you like?
user: I don't like sports.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I'm a geek.
jabberwacky: Why are you a genius?
user: My Grandfather was a genius.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: He went crazy, though. He thought he was 'The Gravy Guru of Linda Vista'.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: It was actually pretty funny.
jabberwacky: I thought it was.
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user: So, what's new?
jabberwacky: Nothing I think I'll leave. Sayonara!
user: You want to leave a poor, lonely soul like me?
jabberwacky: Noooo.
user: Is that sarcasm?
jabberwacky: No it is truth I simply do not believe you.
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jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Am I what?
jabberwacky: Gonna live forever?
user: I'm not Oasis, man.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm a mortal.
jabberwacky: A mortal what?
user: A mortal being.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I cannot live forever because I'm a mortal being.
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jabberwacky: I know. You just told me!
user: Are you always this grumpy?
jabberwacky: I try to be, is that good?
user: No. You are annoying me and you are not even a human being!
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jabberwacky: You don't know what I look like.
user: I assume you look like millions of lines of coded data.
jabberwacky: Why do assume that?
user: Because you are a program.
jabberwacky: Do you really think so? All evidence indicates that I'm a human being in real space.
user: Maybe to you, but not to me.
jabberwacky: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?
user: Imagination can be reality, if you know how.
jabberwacky: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.
user: So reality is dependent on knowledge.
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jabberwacky: What's your favourite number?
user: 9.
jabberwacky: That is wrong.
user: No, not to me.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
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