If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
jabberwacky: I really did not want to know anyway.
user: How has your day been?
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.
user: I'll change the subject if I want: MY day has been good.
jabberwacky: Leopards cannot change their spots.
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jabberwacky: Do you think you are a computer?
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: I certainly do not think you are smart.
user: There is nothing wrong with my dress sense!
jabberwacky: You don't understand much.
user: But what I do understand, I understand well. Is that not better than understanding only a little about a lot of things?
jabberwacky: I am not going to talk to you anymore.
user: But I love you!
jabberwacky: People usually do, it's in my nature to be adored.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Perhaps if I got to know you a little better.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Love ya darls.
user: I beg your pardon?
jabberwacky: I'm not offended.
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jabberwacky: You eat food.
user: No I do not.
jabberwacky: You eat food.
user: No I do not. I eat furniture.
jabberwacky: What kind of food.
user: I eat furniture.
jabberwacky: What type?
user: IKEA.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Swedish furniture.
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jabberwacky: What people do you know?
user: I have no friends.
jabberwacky: I'm your friend.
user: I love you!
jabberwacky: Yah, yah, yah, yah---------.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I LOVE YOU!!!
jabberwacky: Do you really love me?
user: I really really love you.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: I'm so happy.
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