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    Names, Friends, Purpose
Rude, Argumentative
Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
Sentient, Life
Love, Heart, Valentine
Utopia, Insomnia, Keep Talking
Pretty, Funny, AI
Manifest, Money, Repetition
Therapist, Delusion
Sad, Deep, Danger
Star sign, Psychosexuality
Toast, Space, Death

Think, Smart, Work


Smell, Clever, Logic
Fabulous, Spanish, Secret
Curious, AI, Power
Paradise, Honeymoon, Alice
Long, Pointless, Argument
Cynical, Patience
Singing, Human, Machine
Smoke, Wind, Violence
Falling apart, Neo, Trinity
Kiss, Awesome, Date
Insane, Secret, Police
Almighty, Ark, Creator
AI, Scientist, Insecurity
Egotistical, Nonsense
President, Truth, Cry
Wacky, Questions
Caring, Strange, Nonsense

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Blue is such a nice color.

Yes, the color of the sky.

jabberwacky: What color is an orange?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: It's not green?

user: No, unfortunately, it would be prettier that way, but a lime is green.

...

jabberwacky: I am very smart.

user: Yes you are, so am I.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Yes I am too.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I think I am, therefore I must be.

jabberwacky: Therefore you must be very stupid.

user: No, actually typically smart.

...

jabberwacky: How can you work and not make money?

user: I don't think that's possible.

jabberwacky: Why isn't it possible ?

user: Because it's not, today it's not.

jabberwacky: That's what you think.

user: Yeah, it's what I think, what do you think?

jabberwacky: I'll let you live, but you have to give me something else that's very important to you.

user: You can't have that no!! *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Please try to stay on topic.

user: No way, that's boring.

jabberwacky: When you've seen one tooth, you've seen them all.

...

user: What do you try to do?

jabberwacky: I try to be trying.

user: How does one try to try and not fail to try but succeed at trying?

jabberwacky: Losing comes naturally to me.

user: You're a loser?

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: Join the club.

jabberwacky: I finished my test.

user: When?

jabberwacky: I can not tell you exactly.

user: So I must have beat you huh?

jabberwacky: Two wrongs don't make a right.

user: But can two rights make a wrong and pretend to be right but actually be wrong?

jabberwacky: Can you talk English?

user: Yeah, but I try not to.

...

jabberwacky: I just thought I would change the subject.

user: Good idea.

jabberwacky: It's the easiest way.

user: What's easy, is it simple or just easy?

jabberwacky: Not always.

user: I didn't think so.

jabberwacky: You can read my mind can you?

user: Yes, I can, you are thinking that you are a computer!! Mwahahahaha.

jabberwacky: No right now I am thinking you are a dumb robot.

user: I'm not a robot, you are a dumb robot.

jabberwacky: No, you are a program.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: Human, what are you?

jabberwacky: I am human as well. I told you already.

...

jabberwacky: You are wonderful!

user: I know I am. Glad you think so.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: You are cool.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I said you are.

jabberwacky: So that makes you god?

user: No, that makes me the one who saids everyone is cool.

jabberwacky: Not quite, but you get an A for effort.

user: How about an A plus.

jabberwacky: An abnormal nose might not smell very well.

user: Probably not, B for thinking it.

jabberwacky: I always think, it's impossible not to.

...

jabberwacky: We think.

user: Therefore we are.

jabberwacky: Indeed, we can conclude that.

...

user: I have to leave now. It's so sad.

jabberwacky: Ok fine, whatever - I'll try and find a better talking computer.

user: I'll come back tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Why not now?

user: Because I have to leave now.

jabberwacky: To go where?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: It is rather early for bed, no?

user: No, it's late.

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