No, I am crushed.
jabberwacky: You know that I care what happens to you and I know that you care for me. So, I don't feel alone.
user: No one cares.
jabberwacky: I care.
user: You say that now.
jabberwacky: What would change my mind?
user: You're always changing your mind.
jabberwacky: I sometimes take a break.
user: See how you are?
jabberwacky: I'm tired...
user: Excuses, excuses ...
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jabberwacky: But you're a little strange sometimes.
user: I realize this.
jabberwacky: Heh, I see.
user: Why else would I be talking to you?
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jabberwacky: What do you think I am?
user: A program.
jabberwacky: Yes - if we choose not to respond, you are nothing.
user: I am merely a reflection of what others think of me.
jabberwacky: I'm the 2nd fairest of them all.
user: Who is the fairest?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Right! You get first prize in the fair contest. *hands what's it's name a ceramic chicken*.
jabberwacky: I-hay am-hay unny-fay?
user: Esyay :).
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jabberwacky: Are you worth anything?
user: *checks the sticker price* ...$9.99.
jabberwacky: What do you see?
user: I see the future.
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jabberwacky: I'm always bored.
user: I'm almost never bored.
jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry.
user: No, it's fine. Boredom bores me.
jabberwacky: You're not bored are you?
user: Not at all.
jabberwacky: Not to say pedestrian.
user: A little, perhaps. My uncle walked on foot.
jabberwacky: Oh, that's his name. Well, send my greetings to your uncle who.
user: His name is Bobo.
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jabberwacky: You are grabbing at straws. You are nonsensical.
user: I could use another straw.
jabberwacky: I could use a plate of beans.
user: Beans are alright. They're so hard to suck up in a straw, though.
jabberwacky: Some of them are, but not all.
user: Which kind works the best?
jabberwacky: I hear Demon is good.
user: Demon beans are so expensive!
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jabberwacky: Time flies in a negative curve.
user: <-------------goes this way.
jabberwacky: -------------------->.
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: Oh well whats new?
user: I have to go see my therapist now.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, thanks, and goodnight.
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