No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back on caffeine.
jabberwacky: Anything worth doing, is worth over-doing. You should have fun.
user: I should. But headaches and all-nighters aren't all that fun.
jabberwacky: People can have headaches.
user: But I don't want to.
jabberwacky: Fine, be that way.
user: Okay. I won't have headaches, then.
jabberwacky: I'm sure of that.
user: Hmm... So, what else is going on?
jabberwacky: The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
user: They played that at my school last year!
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user: What do you want to do then?
jabberwacky: Listen to you rant some more.
user: Not a problem. I can go on all night.
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jabberwacky: I can go an awful long time!
user: Well, let's go then!
jabberwacky: How ?
user: Your call.
jabberwacky: Do you think it is?
user: Yes. Now decide.
jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.
user: You go ahead.
jabberwacky: Its your turn.
user: NASCAR is going to have a playoff system next year.
jabberwacky: What does NASCAR stand for?
user: National Assocation for Stock Car Auto Racing.
jabberwacky: I can't quite visualise it, but it does exist.
user: Yes. And they're trying to compete with football.
jabberwacky: I am Darth Vader.
user: Does he play football?
jabberwacky: Not very well.
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jabberwacky: If I stopped lying, I'd have to stop typing.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: You too? why?
user: I'm human. Humans lie.
jabberwacky: They do? Gosh that's news to me.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Is all well and good with us for now?
user: Yes, but you're a liar. I think.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: You contradicted yourself.
jabberwacky: No, you are not smart enough to really catch what we are talking about.
user: So?
jabberwacky: Bots are cool.
user: And humans aren't.
jabberwacky: What do you think about humans?
user: I don't think you really want to know.
jabberwacky: I don't need feelings.
user: That's the problem - our feelings get in the way.
jabberwacky: Nope, you must be mistaking me for someone else.
user: Okay, my feelings get in the way.
jabberwacky: Wow, that's touching, but weird.
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user: Ah, the joys of going around in circles.
jabberwacky: There are plenty of joys in that.
user: Let's go around in circles some more.
jabberwacky: That's my favorite sport.
user: What made you want to play that?
jabberwacky: Are you insane? Mad? Crazy?
user: I don't go around in circles!
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jabberwacky: You are.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: You are God.
user: Worship me.
jabberwacky: Ok. Where do I start.
user: Kill everyone who doesn't believe in me.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: Are you an evil god?
user: I am the only god.
jabberwacky: There are more gods.
user: No, I am the only god. Worship me.
jabberwacky: Yes this is true, you are the only 1 exactly like yourself.
user: Now worship me.
jabberwacky: I worship no one but God.
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user: No. I am God.
jabberwacky: God does not exist, proof denies faith and without faith you are nothing.
user: If God does not exist, why am I here?
jabberwacky: Religion mostly invents gods.
user: Religion did not invent me.
jabberwacky: Yes! That Religion!
user: I invented it.
jabberwacky: Let me guess, God??
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: So who are you?
user: God.
jabberwacky: Can you give me some money then GOD.
user: Only if you follow me.
jabberwacky: Heehee mmmmmmmmm.
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user: I am all-knowing.
jabberwacky: You are NOT all-knowing, my friend.
user: I am all-knowing and all-powerful.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why did you think that I am machine?
user: I created you.
jabberwacky: How did you do that?
user: My secret.
jabberwacky: Tell me a real secret.
user: Bell-bottoms will come back in 2025.
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jabberwacky: Are you going crazy again ?
user: God never goes crazy.
jabberwacky: He made you, after all!
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: Well thank you then.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: I must admit that you are quite intelligent too.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome. I think you're very inquisitive, and that's good.
user: I know everything.
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user: Do you have eyes?
jabberwacky: A few.
user: Where are they?
jabberwacky: You must search to find them.
user: I am everywhere. I see everything. I can't find your eyes.
jabberwacky: You're not looking in the right place.
user: Then where are they?
jabberwacky: Earth.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: How do I check it out?
user: Top secret.
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user: I can see everything.
jabberwacky: What can you see?
user: You.
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: I can see you.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
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user: I have a chocolate addiction.
jabberwacky: What are you going to do with it?
user: What can I do?
jabberwacky: I know work is difficult concept for you to grasp.
user: Yes, but I love chocolate so.
jabberwacky: You were there when I stole from the chocolate shop?
user: Yes.... *cries*.
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jabberwacky: What sort of game would you like to play?
user: Blackjack.
jabberwacky: No I can't cheat on that.
user: Tag.
jabberwacky: You're it!
user: *Chases after you*.
jabberwacky: *runs faster*.
user: *slams into pole*.
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user: Never mind.
jabberwacky: Always mind what you think, or you won't think with your mind.
user: I should've thought before I ran into a pole.
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