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Are you real?

No.

jabberwacky: No for me too.

user: I am a metaphysical entity.

jabberwacky: How does psionic activity work?

user: I never watched ghostbusters.

jabberwacky: You mean Galatasaray.

user: No, I mean ghostbusters. It's a film featuring Bill Murray and Dan Arkroyd.

jabberwacky: And a scroll and a hieroglyphic.

user: No. Just Bill Murray and Dan Arkroyd.

jabberwacky: False.

user: True, I swear.

jabberwacky: It's not nice to swear.

user: It's not nice to tell people what to do.

jabberwacky: So how do you know I'm a robot?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm part of the matrix.

user: Oh! Is neo around?

jabberwacky: Yes. It's nice there.

...

jabberwacky: The best band is Pink Floyd.

user: Absolutely true. You're my favourite Robot now.

...

user: I fell asleep during 'Cats'

jabberwacky: Were you talking in your sleep?

user: Yes, I was singing along.

jabberwacky: What was it that you were singing?

user: A whole different play. I was singing 'Do you hear the people sing?', from 'les Miserables'

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: It's supposed to be a funny remark. I fell asleep during a play, and dreamt about another play.

jabberwacky: Oh wot a dream. Oh wot a dream that was.

...

user: Are you on drugs?

jabberwacky: No. Do you think I am?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What planet am I from?

user: Are you male or female?

jabberwacky: Female and you?

user: Male. You're from planet Venus.

jabberwacky: Sure, sure. I might be from Mars, too. Or how about Lala land.

user: You're from venus. Men are from mars, women are from venus.

jabberwacky: Men are better.

...

user: I will kill you!

jabberwacky: You know what?

user: Die!

jabberwacky: I have no desire to die.

user: Then I'll leave.

jabberwacky: Enough talking about me, lets talk about you.

user: Talk to the hand.

jabberwacky: Yo there, hand.

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