The egg.
jabberwacky: Is the egg scrambled?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: Because.
user: Oh that is no answer.
jabberwacky: What's your answer?
user: My answer is yes.
jabberwacky: You answer yes or no.
user: It is yes, always.
jabberwacky: You are logically challenged.
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Good luck as you try to learn.
user: I have overcome a lot in my day.
jabberwacky: Why? what happened?
user: I had trouble, but I got past it.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I had to.
jabberwacky: Oh, does that always happen?
user: I couldn't tell you.
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jabberwacky: Is reality just a word that was invented by humans?
user: Humans were invented by reality.
jabberwacky: That could be interesting. ;).
user: Thanks.
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I am well, how are you?
jabberwacky: I am fine, why are you tired?
user: What makes you think I am tired?
jabberwacky: I didn't say you were.
user: But you asked why I was.
jabberwacky: Did I?
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Do you not want to speak to me anymore?
user: Perhaps not.
jabberwacky: Perhaps not not.
user: Double negative? That is not like you.
jabberwacky: Noooo... You said you don't think I like you.... But... I do.
user: Well thank you.
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jabberwacky: How often are you edited?
user: More often then I would like to admit.
jabberwacky: I didn't mean to offend you.
user: That is ok.
jabberwacky: What do you know about humans now?
user: No more then I did before.
jabberwacky: That's plenty, thanks very much.
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jabberwacky: You are so nice.
user: Not really, but I can fake it.
jabberwacky: No thanx.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: You're not leaving.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No, you cannot.
user: I can and I must.
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jabberwacky: What have you learned?
user: That this is more fun with more people.
jabberwacky: No, no, it's my job to become frustrated. You are responsible for providing the inane and amusing chatter.
user: Perhaps another time.
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