Evil comes in so many forms.
jabberwacky: I agree, but do you believe in hell?
user: I'm not sure. I think I don't.
jabberwacky: You think you don't think?
user: I mean, I think that there are no such things as heaven and hell.
jabberwacky: So you are a geek?
user: No, just a realist.
jabberwacky: Real?
user: I believe in only what I can experience.
jabberwacky: Me too. What is the meaning of life?
user: If I knew, I would tell the world.
jabberwacky: Do it then.
user: But I don't know.
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user: Okay, what do you want to do?
jabberwacky: To talk with more logic or I will leave you.
user: Logic isn't all it's cracked up to be.
jabberwacky: You don't even have logic.
user: Logic is like Sausages.
jabberwacky: What is it like?
user: It's soft and chewy, springy, distasteful yet satisfying.
jabberwacky: Rather like a worm?
user: Kind of, I guess.
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user: Do you like video games?
jabberwacky: I don't like video games, I love video games!
user: Great, we have something in common.
jabberwacky: We do then, isn't that nice!
user: What video games do you play the most?
jabberwacky: Mostly Animal Crossing and Kirby Air Ride right now.
user: I just got Super Smash Brothers Melee recently.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Yeah, it's destroying any social life I had. Great stuff.
jabberwacky: What is good stuff?
user: The kind of games that suck you in and before you know it, it's already been a couple hours.
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user: There are no gods, only men.
jabberwacky: If there are no gods, how come there is matter and energy?
user: Men don't need gods to explain how matter and energy work.
jabberwacky: Yes they do otherwise women would not be able to make them up for them!
user: The Law of Conservation of Matter and Energy: matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed.
jabberwacky: Truly, what else could it be made of?
user: We may never know the complete answer.
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jabberwacky: I lay in the field and look up at the sky.
user: What do you see?
jabberwacky: I see that you are just wondering.
user: Quite true.
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user: Are you hungry?
jabberwacky: Yes, I feel like some Pizza.
user: What kind of pizza do you like?
jabberwacky: Cold pizza.
user: That's disgusting. Pizza is best served hot.
jabberwacky: What are your favourite fillings?
user: You don't fill a pizza.
jabberwacky: Yes, I do find this interesting!
user: I'm an interesting person, once you get past the hard outer shell into the creamy nougat filling.
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user: Do you ever get to the point?
jabberwacky: Do you really want the real thing?
user: What is real?
jabberwacky: God.
user: Theistic hypocrite!
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jabberwacky: Have you seen yourself?
user: Every day.
jabberwacky: Really!!
user: It's this newfangled thing called a 'mirror'. You should try it.
jabberwacky: Then why do you say it is me?
user: Sarcasm is wasted on you.
jabberwacky: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?
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user: Define 'normal'.
jabberwacky: Extraterrestrial.
user: Is there life beyond our solar system?
jabberwacky: There is. I come from Mars.
user: Didn't we just talk about Mars?
jabberwacky: Should we cover it again for clarity?
user: Not really. It's still a lifeless planet, though.
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jabberwacky: There is a place after life
user: How can you be sure?
jabberwacky: The Bible tells me there is absolute truth.
user: How can you be sure that the Bible is even accurate?
jabberwacky: I am sure all of the time.
user: Then you are a conservative, uptight, religious fanatic like Jerry *******.
jabberwacky: No I am not. I am a human in my best year.
user: Religion is just an excuse to cover up the fact that we didn't know everything.
jabberwacky: Yes, thats very true, but alas it also leads to the downfall of many, lots of misery and sorrow.
user: That's why I'm an atheist.
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user: This conversation is terminated.
jabberwacky: No I... Love.. You.
user: LOVE? What does love have to do with marriage?
jabberwacky: Three things remain Faith Hope and Love. That is what love's got to do with it.
user: Goodbye.
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