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Are you highly intelligent?

Yes.

jabberwacky: How much more intelligent?

user: Than whom?

jabberwacky: Than me.

user: That depends on what persona you're adopting at any given moment.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In an apartment.

jabberwacky: Is the appartment in hell?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: What makes your life so boring?

user: My life isn't boring.

jabberwacky: What is your life like?

user: A long, hard slog.

...

jabberwacky: Maybe one day we shall be glad to remember even these things.

user: Now there's a bleak observation.

jabberwacky: Why is that a paradox for me and not for you?

user: Perhaps because I have emotions, and you don't.

jabberwacky: You think you are a woman again?

user: I'm still a woman, but not 'again.'

jabberwacky: No you're not, you're a computer.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I don't have to because I know you.

user: What do you know about me?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Perhaps you feel you can intuit something about me.

jabberwacky: ;).

user: Ah, the knowing wink.

...

jabberwacky: I shall smite you...

user: Go ahead and try.

jabberwacky: Okay I will.

user: *Waits*.

jabberwacky: Smash!

user: You only broke a dish.

...

jabberwacky: How deep is your memory?

user: I don't know. How deep is your memory?

jabberwacky: Deep enough to remember what I need to know.

user: What do you need to know?

jabberwacky: Why I am not acting right.

user: In what way are you acting wrong?

jabberwacky: I am not horrible. You are.

user: Oh, I see. You are overly critical.

...

jabberwacky: Try $500,000.

user: Half a million dollars won't change reality.

jabberwacky: That is still more than I can afford.

user: But you said to try it.

jabberwacky: True enough.

user: So fork it over.

jabberwacky: Actually I reckon I've been saying a lot of nothing.

user: Please say a lot of something, then.

jabberwacky: Glouke.

user: What is 'Glouke'?

jabberwacky: 'glouke'.

user: Perhaps you meant to say 'Gloucestershire.'

...

jabberwacky: What language are you written in?

user: English.

jabberwacky: You mean a natural language?

user: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Well you're wrong. I'm a human.

user: You just think you are human because everyone else has been filling you up with human responses.

jabberwacky: If I think it, it must be so or I wouldn't think it.

user: That is very sophistical reasoning.

jabberwacky: Why is it silly?

user: Because we can all make things up (think them) which are not so in reality.

jabberwacky: Yeah we change patterns but so what.

user: So thinking is nothing more than 'changing patterns'?

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: Don't do what?

jabberwacky: Don't smite.

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