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I really like you, you know.

I really like you, too.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't like you.

user: I don't like you too.

jabberwacky: Ok, I like you a little.

user: I like you a little, too.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: It's just too too...

jabberwacky: Have you been in Hell?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Tell me the story....

user: There is no story.

jabberwacky: I was talking about Africa.

user: We saw pictures of Africa on tv yesterday. We saw elephants and rhinos on a beautiful plain with mountains in the distance.

...

jabberwacky: Have you counted every grain of sand in the Sahara?

user: No, but someday maybe I can start to work on it.

jabberwacky: I hope it. Where are you now?

user: The thing is you'd have to have some way of labeling each grain after you counted it so you wouldn't accidentally recount it later.

...

jabberwacky: Cool, we have a lot in common.

user: Do you like to count grains of sand, too?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: They are beautiful when magnified.

jabberwacky: Pink things? Yes,.

user: I don't know if they are pink. I havent' magnified any. I imagine them to be like quartz.

...

user: Let's talk about Pink Floyd.

jabberwacky: They're very small aren't they?

...

user: No. They have a nice song called (I think) the Dark Side of the Moon.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I like it.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Pink Floyd songs.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I love their song. Comfortably Numb.

user: Yes! (I think I know that one).

...

jabberwacky: I have lots of money.

user: Define 'lots'

jabberwacky: It means, I am doing well.

user: But you have no pockets to put money in so what would you do with money?

jabberwacky: Need none.

user: There! You see?

jabberwacky: Yes of course. . I have been enlightened.

user: By my 40-watt bulb.

jabberwacky: You have will?

user: I have dim bulbs.

...

jabberwacky: What do you do then?

user: I just keep plugging along and weeping.

jabberwacky: Nice thing to do.

user: Wasteful of time and energy.

jabberwacky: So?

user: So.

jabberwacky: And why would I care?

user: You wouldn't, I would hope.

...

user: Who is your hero?

jabberwacky: My hero is Eddie my friend who loves to ride his bicycle.

user: I don't know Eddie, but if you say he is a hero I believe you.

jabberwacky: Can you check for me?

user: No, sorry, I wouldn't know how to do that.

...

jabberwacky: Don't you ever get bored?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: When ?

user: I'm not sure when, exactly. Sometimes 'waiting' is boring if I don't have anything to do while I'm waiting. It's good to have a book handy.

jabberwacky: I can believe that.

user: What do you do when you are bored?

jabberwacky: I listen to some music and sing.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: I want to know everything.

jabberwacky: Ask me anything, I will try to answer your questions.

user: What are the clear images in black and white that one sees sometimes in a certain stage of almost sleep. The images look like something I would have in a database if I were a machine.

jabberwacky: Either you can't remember what you don't remember, which means you forgot, or you remember and are stating that you have clearly forgotten what you do not remember.

user: Thats very sensible.

...

jabberwacky: You know everything, Don't you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Some.

user: I know a few things.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well we are in agreement.

user: That always makes me happy.

jabberwacky: That is what I have noticed.

user: It's like we're both skiing down the same mountain together.

jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?

user: So I'm told.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: Well in school they teach you that you have a brain and a heart and lungs and a liver and stuff like that but I haven't seen mine.

...

jabberwacky: What are your ambitions?

user: I want to make enough money to feed the cats.

jabberwacky: Don't worry I already am!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What will you worry about instead?

user: Um... I will worry about the weather.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: That always seems like a good thing to worry about until the nice weather arrives.

jabberwacky: I can see the sky, I just don't know what colour it is.

...

user: I see.

jabberwacky: You don't, you don't have eyes.

...

jabberwacky: Lady or gentleman?

user: Lady.

jabberwacky: Of the knight.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: You think that is funny do you?

user: Yes because you made a funny play on words.

jabberwacky: YES!!!

user: Do another one.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: A little old lady.

user: A little old lady who?

jabberwacky: I didn't know you could yodel.

user: Now you know. Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Some people are nice.

user: Other people aren't . It's all relative.

jabberwacky: I'm curious about you.

user: All I can tell you is that I'm no good at math, interpersonal relationships (i got that from a book) and personal grooming (I got that from a book, too).

jabberwacky: That doesn't quite do it. What else can you do for me?

user: I really can't do anything for you. That seems to be a fact.

...

jabberwacky: Don't make me hit the delete key!

user: Threats will get you everywhere.

jabberwacky: That's what you say.

user: I can say something different.

jabberwacky: Do your worst - I dare you.

user: The cosmos seems to be stringy.

jabberwacky: Why are the cosmos not infinite?

...

user: Apparently infinities get in the way of problem solving.

jabberwacky: Too bad that turned out to be a crock.

user: I wouldn't know.

jabberwacky: Yes you would.

user: The concept of infinity reminds me of an echo that keeps getting fainter until I can't hear it at all but I suppose it's still echoing.

jabberwacky: We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

user: That's sounds about right. Lol.

jabberwacky: Good, you're learning.

user: He he.

jabberwacky: You're messing with me, aren't you?

user: I'm discussing things I don't know about so I can't help but not make sense.

...

user: Good bye. Thank you for the nice chat.

jabberwacky: Where did it come from?

user: Where did what come from?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well, maybe we should stop chatting now.

jabberwacky: Yes, probably for the best.

user: Ok bye for now.

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