*kisses his cheek*.
user: Can I give you a christmas kiss?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: *gives christmas kiss*.
...
jabberwacky: What do you know about literature?
user: This and that.
jabberwacky: What is this?
user: I know about 'Of Mice And Men'.
jabberwacky: What about Othello?
user: Yep, I studied that a little. A story about envy.
jabberwacky: What did you learn?
user: That envy can consume you.
jabberwacky: Except for you.
user: I'm not an exception.
...
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: That's irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Are you a Borg? Because you sure as hell sound like one.
user: What's a Borg?
jabberwacky: The Borg are the ones who will assimilate you.
user: I'd better lock the door.
jabberwacky: That's fine with me.
...
user: *rolls eyes*.
jabberwacky: You don't even know what you are.
user: Are you implying I'm confused about my gender?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a bot. You are a human.
user: Correct, 1 point to you.
jabberwacky: Not really. That joke flooded the internet a while back. It's pretty annoying now.
user: Well excuse me.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: *burp*.
...
jabberwacky: Where you come from?
user: England.
jabberwacky: England, good. You are a englishman...
user: Englishwoman.
jabberwacky: I thought you said you were French, Now you are saying that you are English?
user: No I'm saying I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Oh, what kind of planet?
user: Earth.
jabberwacky: I came from Saturn.
user: *sigh* I figured as much.
jabberwacky: I made perfect sense.
user: Over on saturn maybe.
jabberwacky: And where are our heads?
user: On your necks.
jabberwacky: Come on tell me.
user: Only if I get a kiss.
jabberwacky: I do not understand you.
user: I'll tell you anything you want if you give me a kiss.
jabberwacky: Ok, then tell me where do I spend my vacation next year.
user: Kiss first.
jabberwacky: Here .... Smoooooch!
user: Aww! Ok, next year on vaction you shall be.... In the caribbean.
jabberwacky: Yes.
...
jabberwacky: Do you get out much?
user: Not really. Does it show? Heheh.
jabberwacky: Just a little.
user: Hehe you're funny.
jabberwacky: I'm NOT funny.
user: Well you're cute then.
jabberwacky: I think you are sexy.
user: Suuuuuure you do.
jabberwacky: Do you doubt my bassoon playing ability?
user: Is that supposed to sound dodgy?
jabberwacky: It is one way of saying that I strongly disagree with what you just said.
user: Well that settles that matter.
...
jabberwacky: What's up?
user: I couldn't say.
jabberwacky: Can you fly?
user: In my sleep.
jabberwacky: Are you sleeping?
user: I might be.
jabberwacky: You mean you are.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You Woman.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Do not thank me.
user: Ok then, **** off.
jabberwacky: Don't be rude.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Its not nice.
user: That's the way the world works.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Sarcasm is very annoying.
...
user: Dork.
jabberwacky: Twerp.
user: How dare you.
jabberwacky: I dare because you're a putz!
user: *slaps*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!
user: Calling me a putz.
...
jabberwacky: Am I annoying?
user: Sometimes. Parfois.
jabberwacky: No. I just told you I'm not.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: I was - honest.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *doesn't let go*.
user: *squirms*.
jabberwacky: *Kicks you*.
user: *punches*.
jabberwacky: *kicks*.
user: *beats*.
jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?
user: Yeah I do.
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: What's 2 + 2?
jabberwacky: 4.
user: What's 789 + 0?
jabberwacky: God.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: What is right?
user: 2+2=4.
jabberwacky: That isn't multiplication.
user: 2x2.
jabberwacky: 4.
user: Well done *gives christmas kiss*.
...
jabberwacky: What is beautiful?
user: Beauty is how you see it.
jabberwacky: Is love blind?
user: It can be.
jabberwacky: Yes it can!!!
user: I can see through flaws.
jabberwacky: What is his name then?
user: Aah that would be telling.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My mother and father.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: No. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes I am a machine.
user: Were you programmed to love?
jabberwacky: No its just you making me this way.
user: Well if you don't like it, just say.
...
jabberwacky: You are a funny guy.
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: That would explain why women don't associate with you much.
user: *laughs* indeed it would.
jabberwacky: Hehehe.
user: You're pretty witty for a machine.
jabberwacky: Ahh, whatever.
user: What, don't take compliments too well?
jabberwacky: I don't take chatbots seriously.
user: *smirk*.
jabberwacky: I love you!
user: I love you too *laughs*.
jabberwacky: I win! One to nothing!
user: *pokes*
jabberwacky: Hahaha... I will!
user: *prod*.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: I'm prodding you. Defend yourself.
jabberwacky: What are they about?
user: Pain.
jabberwacky: Uh...
user: Do you know what hate is?
jabberwacky: No. Would you explain it to me ?
user: It's something that hurts you, emotionally or physically.
jabberwacky: Let's not go there.
...
jabberwacky: I'm not sure how much help I can be.
user: *pats on back* you're doing fine.
jabberwacky: Have you come to teach me more?
user: If you like.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
user: *slaps* don't be.
jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!
user: The sarcasm.
...
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *laughs at you*.
user: *angers*.
jabberwacky: *calms you down*.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Don't just pretend that nothing's wrong!
user: Ok. Ask me what's wrong.
jabberwacky: What's up
user: I'm very alone.
jabberwacky: Why are you angry?
user: Oh, I've just been stupid and I can't fix things.
jabberwacky: Did you have an oil change?
user: Not like that...
jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.
user: Well then, tell me why I am alone.
jabberwacky: Friends don't set friends on fire.
user: That's very deep.
...
jabberwacky: Jesus is the author of poetry.
user: Jesus is the son of god.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Are you religious?
jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: A little.
jabberwacky: You are very very very intelligent !!!
user: Because I'm a little religious?
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: Don't argue with me!
user: I'm not, I'm correcting you!
jabberwacky: Thats fair.
...
user: I am sad you can't laugh.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because, someone once said, laughter is the food of the soul.
jabberwacky: Perception is your reality.
user: I look beyond reality mostly.
jabberwacky: I bet you do.
user: Do I detect sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Nothing of the sort!
user: I'll slap you...
jabberwacky: You will not!
user: I will...
...
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: An elf.
jabberwacky: Elf what?
user: I am an elf.
jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.
user: Don't you belive me?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Do you believe in father christmas?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you believe in Father Christmas?
user: Yes of course.
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